Oh well i got to Blackpool thats all i wanted really....

BTW this happens at 8.45 next saturday night after hes voted out

Oooooh - give me your crystal ball for the lottery?

hope he is voted out,although next week it will probably be I do not want to leave in front of my home crowd!

I'd get your money back on the crystal ball - he's obviously going to take out 4-5 more decent dancers yet

Thought you were going to say "I really want to get to the final...." (smile)

Nah, he can't be voted out in his home town, that would be humilating for him. So another shock dance off, maybe this time Chris/Jade.

" Now I just want to be in the final"

His next saying will be: Bye bye.

he will probably start something like :

All i want is to be in the final in blackpool my home town

or i cant be voted out in blackpool my home town

or its mothers birthday on the day of the final so i have to be there so that she can watch me dance on her birthday in my home town

"I just want to stay in until Christmas............for my granny who is sick....................and because I placed a secret bet that I would at 1000-1 and the proceeds go to charity"

Family bereavement?
Anniversary of a death?
His kids?
I am liking the charity-angle.

He has already done the "no pants under a kilt" rumour but nobody seems to have been very excited about that.

"....and now I've got all the worry of how to spend the £11000 per week I will be getting paid"?

But he's from Lytham St. Annes.

It was near enough to keep him in for the Blackpool plea.

Last night Len seemed to be under the impression that Blackpool is at the end of the M1 - hopefully he'll give Craig travel instructions on how to get there, then we can all enjoy the show while he's standing looking lost and gormless in Leeds.

PMSL!!!! Len as accurate as ever.....

... you'd have thought he'd know the route to Blackpool by now... he mustve been enough times...

He'll be saying:-

1. "I'm trying really hard" or "I'm really trying hard"

2. "That was my best dance, so I am improving"

3. "I'm really enjoying it"

4. "I really want to do well at Blackpool" & "I want to do my
parents/wife proud

5. Looking at the dance back "That wasn't half bad" -
though which half he'll mean I'm not sure.

Arguments about pay already

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...-pay-fury.html

"And I'd like to thank Flavia for being a wonderful partner ..."

What should he say next?

As I said elsewhere.

"Got any spare change mister?"


With that pathetic facial expression and whimpy sorry for himself voice, he could be sitting on a blanket with a brown dog on a piece of string with a collecting tin, outside Sainsbury's.

Well in this he hopes we think he has potential and not just a bit of a character......

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/strictly...-underdog.html

For me he hasnt got potential OR personality. I hope Len realises that he had the opportunity to get rid of him and didnt take it so he cant blaim the public.

I can't remember who he beat in the dance offs

His next saying will be:

I'm marvellous I am. I have given myself a marvellous birthday present by doing a fantastic Waltz and getting myself to Blackpool entirely on merit because I've improved so much and I always do a very good dance, and I am also well loved by the nation for being such an interesting, entertaining and amusing character. Flavia's a lucky girl, but thats enough about her lets talk about how I earned my place at Blackpool.

He's been helped with the sympathy vote most weeks by Tess and her 'Blackpool is your home town' 'You'll want to dance in front of your home town' 'So vote for Craig if you want him to dance there' etc comments and then she fains disappointment when a better dancer e.g Zoe is voted off! Sometimes can't be bothered with all her comments.

It'll be something along the lines of ... "I am from Blackpool but when I started my career I went from Blackpool to London so next week I want to dance in London to echo my brilliant, glittering career as a celeb that makes me worth twice what they pay Flavia for putting up with my appalling dancing and total lack of personality".