Originally Posted by mintchocchip:
“The guy basically can't say anything without it being twisted against him now can he? That be the curse of being the poorest dancer left I suppose. Arguably he's only lasted a week longer than he should and people are blowing their fuses.”
Yep, you gotta kinda feel sorry for the guy ... cos he's not even really good at being bad. Some people blowing their fuses and promulgating grand theses on the end of civilisation as we know it cos the Great Unwashed keep some two left-footer in Strictly past their sell-by date for a couple weeks is part of the fun of the show every year really. But it's not like he's hopelessly bad enough to even wind them up properly.
Craig's more like some poor old mongrel you've spent a few weeks trying to teach tricks - he tries to do them, never quite succeeds, but sits there wagging his tail expectantly waiting for a treat every time. He's not even rebelliously aware he's winding anybody up ... just waiting for his biscuit.
Blackpool will probably be his biscuit, and he'll disappear without much of a bark or a whimper. Kinda sad for him. He can't even do bad well.