In a recent article, he was quoted to have said in reference to Sharons crack on Ms. Boyle :

"nvkdf aljiorty ujafol bela gjrielaj p43yj oq3pa kero;ae oty43q"

When the interviewer asked him to repeat his response, he simply flipped him the bird and said:

"jkdaif oiwp U!"

then he continued to bite the head off the aforementioned bird muttering something which may or may not have been 'pluckin feathered snack'.

Ms Boyle was unavalible for comment as she was busy recording a new CD entitled, Susan Boyle sings Black Sabbath