LOL I love this thread too and therefore thoroughly concure.

BA(hons) English Language and Literature, PGCE in English (secondary school teacher), been watching XF since the first series. I can also spell and use punctuation (especially apostrophes) accurately, and I know the difference between their and there!

Can I post please?!

J+E are talentless morons and Jamie to win!!!!

theirs a difference??

Well I'm only 15 But I have taken some GCSE's early

A in Maths
A in French
A* in ICT

And I plan to study the International Baccalaureat at college

well i dont think an A* in ICT really counts and "Baccalaureat"...come on, if youre gonna make up words atleast make them sound plausible

I can spell my own name, which is more than Lucie and Danyl can manage.

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That did make me laugh

'Your' right. You could 'of' known.

Now, it's confirmed. I'm not qualified to post on this thread. I should 'of' known.

Don't get me started!!! My pet hate lol.

Forgot about your and you're. It's a teacher thing I think. And definitely spelled with an a instead of an i (definAtely).

LMAO ha ha and so true!

One of mine is the misuse of the term "sour grapes", when someone is disappointed or even angry about who didn't win. In most cases they really mean that the poster is being sour, not that they are saying that winning (i.e the grapes) is not worth it (i,e, sour), but really wish that their favourite had.

I actually think I am OVER qualified for this thread, in that I not only know the difference between there and their, but I also know the difference between mine and yours.

At the highest levels of enlightenment there isn't any

well i've got 3 degrees...........loved them in the 70's

I forgot to add, I can also use Google. There, that definitely makes me qualified.

haha that made me laugh out loud

The OP can't either, so this whole thread was built on shaky grounds!

Having gone over my résumé I am quite sure I now qualify to post on this thread.

I was so good in IT and so received three certificates, otherwise known as P45's. Furthermore I have a collection of P60's that prove beyond any doubt I have a masters in the theory of daylight robbery

Looking into doing my B.A. on wikipedia as I think I have grasped the concept of copy and paste already

I have 40 years singing experiance as well as live gig performance experience witha hands on approach,i like my students up and running within a few months,I know what i am talkin about

I am a singing teacher

lmao

right, i have gcse's, a levels (even one in german!) and studying history at uni. during my time at uni, i've learnt a lot about dead people in the middle ages... and not much else . i also once got a certificate in primary school for "beautiful singing" (i was miming, but who doesn't?)

so am i qualified?

j&e for the win!!

methinks someone is over qualified for this thread

Haha, how far back shall we go?

10 GCSES: all at Grade B except my A in German
4 A Levels: Psychology: B, Biology: C, Chemistry: C, General Studies: C
BSc degree in Human Psychology: First Class Honours
HUGE CD collection with everything from Aqua to Radiohead to Eminem to The Jesus and Mary Chain.
Watched every episode of every X Factor since it's birth.

Actually, when you put it all down like that... it's not as impressive as I thought it was. I think I'd better vacate this thread and find some uneducated ones to post in

P.S. My uneducated opinion is that Jamie is the best

I'm only 14 so I'm probably not educated enough for this thread as I haven't done any exams yet. I am Grade 5 in Piano though. Do I qualify?