There's a scary thought ..... red's not a good colour on him .....sorry, I've had too much of the alcohol already

Hey Buddy - may I come? I can bring lots of pink alcohol, some olives, cashews, Kettle chips, and an M&S box of chocolates. And I think I will be doing Alesha's foxtrot with Matthew, same dress* and music, where he said 'just follow me' when they got lost....Swoooooon

* Either the dress or I are going to need considerable alteration....

tee hee - maybe he can wear a black sparkly number and I'll wear the dress then

coffee allyfree? - or you won't make it until tonight!!

LOL! That's what I thought!


LOL! I hope he's had a chest wax!


In you come, everybody's welcome who will dress up and use their imagination to make the magic work - I love cashews so sit by me!! LOL!

Alesha's dresses were to die for!

heyjude - can I borrow darren when you are done waltzing with him for a cha cha? I shall be wearing a tasteful but revealing latin outfit that will look more like a bikini and a skirt!!!!

plus I shall bring some Lambrusco - coz girls just wanna have fun!

Olivej, if I were you, I'd dance with him first! His toes might look a bit like Ali's from last weeks after I've finished with him

Red lambrusco?

But not to diet for - let's not go too far now

Lovely party Buddy

Thank you!

No diet - that's why you need a good imagination to make it work! Her dresses wouldn't fit around my left leg!

Jude are you that fussy about the colour of Lambrusco?

Yes - white lambrusco is vile

Actually I haven't drank lambrusco for years and years, so I might not even like red anymore!! Even virtually

you might not get him back if I dance with him first.............

no - I shall share *peels fingers off Darrens shirt*

I can bring red lambrusco if you like - I was going to bring pink..................

As nobody else has nabbed him I'm gonna do a jive with Brian!

I'm wearing a red sparkly number (a bit like Jill's but with more sequins) and I've magically lost a stone for the occasion!

I don't drink - I know, I know - so I'll drown my sorrows when we're in the dance-off with some non-alcoholic Riesling. And put back the weight I lost by stuffing myself with peanuts and crisps.

As a counterpoint to all the gorgeousness described above, I shall be re-creating last years A-MAY-ZING show dance with Brendan.

I have found last's years left over turkey Bacofoil, and a black bra, and have shruck by three stone and 6 inches so that the Lift and Heave move might be more successful.

I have brought a couple of bottles of champagne but am undecided if I should drink them before the dance to give me dutch courage, or afterwards to drown my sorrows.

You can have Darren back after I've danced with him (I'll supply the iced water for his tootsies) then I can go and lust after Matthew - I chose Darren for his patience

It's ok, I'll stick with the sparkling Australian white

I saw this highlighted on the main list as it was the most recently posted thread on this section and misread it as "Any naughty Slappers arround?"

Apologies if someone else has done the same and posted about it .

Oh look the cocktail hour has just started, anyone for a warm-up cosmopolitan?

maybe after all the alcohol though......

Me, Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,Me,

Please

ROFLMAO.

I reckon you'll need at least one before and maybe two after. Not sure how many all of us watching are going to need if you are truly going to reach the same dizzy heights of L&B

I'm wearing a red cat suit. Evans's had one just like Mrs Jordan's in extra large. But I'm keeping my vest on: it strikes cold around that ballroom.
Ooo I forgot; I'll be dancing with whichever pro dancer runs slowest when I go after them with a net and gun dog

Dancing ballroom with Anton then......

I'm giggling at the idea of Ola's catsuit with a vest!

*whispers* Will someone keep an eye on mimi in that bacofoil in case she gets taken home as leftovers later on to be used for somebody's Sunday dinner - she might be well away by the end of the show and think she is still dancing that showdance when she is being carried off!

I'm not sure you'll 'get' the look if you keep your vest on...

I will be there, taking up my usual position by the bar.
I will (of course) be attempting to look smooth and debonaire..until alcohol works it's wonders and I become Travolta unleashed. If (by some miracle) I stay sober, my motto has always been.. the only thing worse then not impressing a woman on the dance floor is completely disappointing a woman on the dance floor. So, sit things out until near the end, then keep offering to buy a drink for every woman in earshot..never fails. Well, that's not strictly true, it often fails. But this is not reality..so what can I get you ?