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Old 12-11-2009, 13:32
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Aaaaaaargh! The truth is out there .... pretending to be a biker colleague of the lovely John. Quick, everybody give Hammy an offering, otherwise who knows where this bloodbath will end. I've got a little Mars bar cake but I suspect now he is truly showing his wrath, that might not be enough. We could offer him a human sacrifice from among the dancers???
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:33
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:35
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Definitely be afraid...very afraid as Hammy has some big mates!
That's hilarious Buddy B. What dance is he doing? The head movements are kind of paso, the hands are maybe jive and the feet ... the feet!!!!
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:39
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That's hilarious Buddy B. What dance is he doing? The head movements are kind of paso, the hands are maybe jive and the feet ... the feet!!!!
Actually he belongs to Tom Chambers and is tap dancing with great jazz hands!

We can relax now as Hammy himself is on this way!
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:55
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Actually he belongs to Tom Chambers and is tap dancing with great jazz hands!

We can relax now as Hammy himself is on this way!
He's got one heck of a lot of red wrappered penguins in those cheeks!

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Old 12-11-2009, 13:56
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He's got one heck of a lot of red wrappered penguins in those cheeks!

He's got a vanilla cream in each cheek to keep his sugar levels up when he is on the road!
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:57
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He's got one heck of a lot of red wrappered penguins in those cheeks!

That's why I only have kit-kats, Hammy's got all the red wrapper penguins.....

Dancing cake, they are chocolate covered wafer bars, I promise
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Old 12-11-2009, 13:59
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He's got a vanilla cream in each cheek to keep his sugar levels up when he is on the road!
*whispers* I've heard John does the same when he goes out riding too.
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Old 12-11-2009, 14:05
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What don't understand is why a blog weighted in favour of your favourite dancer would cause fights at work.
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Old 12-11-2009, 14:09
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What don't understand is why a blog weighted in favour of your favourite dancer would cause fights at work.
Simple. There is money involved.
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Old 12-11-2009, 14:20
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Simple. There is money involved.
You don't think Bhoy's morphed into a fat biker, do you?
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Old 12-11-2009, 14:55
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You don't think Bhoy's morphed into a fat biker, do you?
Bhoy is hammy's pimp.
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Old 12-11-2009, 17:46
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You don't think Bhoy's morphed into a fat biker, do you?
Nah, fatbikerdave has only started one thread on the subject, not one hundred......

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Old 12-11-2009, 20:28
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I haven't fully considered the motives of 'dave' but reading the rest of this thread has cheered me up no end.

Secret stash of red wrapper Penguins anyone?
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Old 12-11-2009, 21:44
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You don't think Bhoy's morphed into a fat biker, do you?
Flippin eck! I haven't seen a post by Bhoy in days! You could be right!

PS Just checked and he's banned again!
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Old 12-11-2009, 21:44
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I haven't fully considered the motives of 'dave' but reading the rest of this thread has cheered me up no end.

Secret stash of red wrapper Penguins anyone?
Red wrapper penguins always welcome!
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Old 12-11-2009, 22:37
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Flippin eck! I haven't seen a post by Bhoy in days! You could be right!

PS Just checked and he's banned again!
Surely you must have noticed the lack of Chris threads on the front page.
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Old 12-11-2009, 22:50
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Red wrapper penguins always welcome!
Yep, they're the best!
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Old 13-11-2009, 00:29
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Surely you must have noticed the lack of Chris threads on the front page.
Only once I thought about it! Wonder what he did this time?
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Old 13-11-2009, 01:04
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Only once I thought about it! Wonder what he did this time?
Too many threads about CK
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Old 13-11-2009, 20:46
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Right, fatbikerdave seems to have opened a whole Erin/favouritism can of worms here and, frankly, I think this column could do with an injection of truth.

Firstly, in my capacity as honest and accurate interpreter of each Saturdays's events it behoves me to resist the spiky charlatan that is bias and self interest and to steer a steady path of righteous impartiality such that I may proffer a reliable and untainted portrayal of the sequinned proceedings.

Secondly, Erin, Ali, Katya and the rest are able to wiggle around the above rule by the simple expedient of wearing a small, sparkly dress.

Thirdly, dave is not Hammy, he's a big, huge, fat, gigantic biker who drives his car whenever it rains.

Fourthly, I did indeed learn everything I know about biking from dave, which is why I'm such a crappy biker.
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Old 13-11-2009, 20:57
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The main board shows a post on here by JFW but it's not showing yet?

Last edited by Bonnie96 : 13-11-2009 at 20:59. Reason: Had to bump JFW's Post thanks to DS :D
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Old 13-11-2009, 21:01
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Thirdly, dave is not Hammy, he's a big, huge, fat, gigantic biker who drives his car whenever it rains.
Oh, pooh - an Old Yeller then?
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Old 13-11-2009, 22:38
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oops, pressed send too soon!

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Old 13-11-2009, 22:43
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Actually he belongs to Tom Chambers and is tap dancing with great jazz hands!

We can relax now as Hammy himself is on this way!


M'lud, the honourable gentleman known as "JohnfromWales" has asked that the jury accept his word that the accused is NOT Hammy the hamster on thebasis that the accused is actually "a big, huge, fat, gigantic biker" .

Before reaching their verdict, may I respectfully ask the jury to consider the photographic evidence provided by BuddyBontheNet yesterday and ask them to decide whether or not they think the description provided by JFW does not, in fact, exacrtly match the phptograph of said Hammy the Hamster? And that they are, therefore, ONE AND THE SAME?

*sits down, rustling gown and looking smug*
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