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Old 13-11-2009, 23:19
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Firstly, in my capacity as honest and accurate interpreter of each Saturdays's events it behoves me to resist the spiky charlatan that is bias and self interest and to steer a steady path of righteous impartiality such that I may proffer a reliable and untainted portrayal of the sequinned proceedings.



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Absobloominlutely love it!
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Old 13-11-2009, 23:51
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This thread is hilarious!!!
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Old 14-11-2009, 07:09
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Brilliant! Are they related to the Hairy Bikers do you think?
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Old 14-11-2009, 18:28
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Right, fatbikerdave seems to have opened a whole Erin/favouritism can of worms here and, frankly, I think this column could do with an injection of truth.

Firstly, in my capacity as honest and accurate interpreter of each Saturdays's events it behoves me to resist the spiky charlatan that is bias and self interest and to steer a steady path of righteous impartiality such that I may proffer a reliable and untainted portrayal of the sequinned proceedings.

Secondly, Erin, Ali, Katya and the rest are able to wiggle around the above rule by the simple expedient of wearing a small, sparkly dress.

Thirdly, dave is not Hammy, he's a big, huge, fat, gigantic biker who drives his car whenever it rains.

Fourthly, I did indeed learn everything I know about biking from dave, which is why I'm such a crappy biker.
So, nothing to do with the disappearance of the cat then......
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Old 14-11-2009, 18:47
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So, nothing to do with the disappearance of the cat then......
Did the hamster eat the cat??????
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Old 14-11-2009, 23:43
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I've heard that the cat was last seen at the BBC studios in the vicinity of the stairs on which Laila came a cropper. Looking very pleased with himself, evidently
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Old 15-11-2009, 00:34
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I've heard that the cat was last seen at the BBC studios in the vicinity of the stairs on which Laila came a cropper. Looking very pleased with himself, evidently


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Old 15-11-2009, 10:08
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Just because someone originates from a particular place doesn't mean they're doomed to spend the rest of their days there.

e.g Nana Lee is Chinese, and she's lived in the UK for 60+ years; however, if you asked her she'd still say she was 'from China'.

So John is simply hiding in plain sight by claiming to be from Wales. In reality, he could be Welsh in origin, but be hiding freakin' anywhere. He could be behind your sofa with Hammy in combat gear ready to launch an assault on anyone being rude about Lilia or Zoe.
That narrows the field a bit, there can only be a handful of Welsh not-very-good-bikers living in Shropshire, with a hamster and possibly a transgender wife
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