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Craig Kelly Syndrome - a plague on the SCD house
On another thread I claimed that Natalie Cassidy had a touch of 'Craig Kelly Syndrome'. An unfortunate affliction where the sufferer thinks they are so much better at something than they actually are.
Other signs of this syndrome are: gurning faces, continual complaints regarding low scores or 'unfair' treatment and a penchant for bad outfits. This syndrome is notoriously difficult to treat and there is a danger that some unqualified 'professional' may try to take the sufferer into hand. A classic example is Ms A Dixon, who failed time and time again to penetrate the rhino-thick skin of the eponymous syndrome sufferer, Mr C Kelly. This is usually seen when the unqualified professional suffers with the same affliction. Common side effects are: Uncomfortable silences and a fixed grin on the faces of those forced to work with CK Syndrome Sufferers. This syndrome is not exclusive to SCD, but it is rife in BBC Central and awareness needs to be raised in order to research appropriate and effective treatment before the sufferers are unleashed into the real world and try to get onto 'Im a Celeb'. Early detection is key to treatment currently, Im in the process of creating a database of sufferers to present to BBC bosses. Known sufferers are: Craig Kelly Natalie Cassidy, Johh Sargent Alesha Dixon The SCD Cameramen I beg of you, please tell me who you think suffers with this syndrome, for their own good! |
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How about the lovely Tess?
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The Dave Arch Stranglers and the costume department.
However it is such a luvvie-ethos that it's no wonder they think they are gods. Claudia always says"Oh, that dress. It looks so high-end couture, doesn't it?" No, Claudia. Not unless you shop exclusively at Ann Summers. |
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Am I allowed to mention "I'm just a man's man from Yorkshire" here at all?
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I get the impression Ricky Groves thinks he's better than he actually is.....
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Am I allowed to mention "I'm just a man's man from Yorkshire" here at all?
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I get the impression Ricky Groves thinks he's better than he actually is.....
Absolutely! Couldn't agree more!
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Not as good as he once was - B Forsyth
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Hilary whatserface - the 'fashionista' who comments on the dresses on ITT.
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Hilary Alexander.
When she had those green hair-bits in. Claudia thought she was doing it for Halloween but I am pretty sure it was just Hilary's idea of cool hair. Eeek. If she knows much about fashion then I'm a monkey's uncle. |
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Hilary whatserface - the 'fashionista' who comments on the dresses on ITT.
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The hair and make-up people
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The hair and make-up people
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In fairness to JS ...
... he wasn't a sufferer. He KNEW he was rubbish!
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How about the lovely Tess?
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What about the camerman with the handheld camera - the one with St Vitus Dance?
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What about the camerman with the handheld camera - the one with St Vitus Dance?
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... he wasn't a sufferer. He KNEW he was rubbish!
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Am I allowed to mention "I'm just a man's man from Yorkshire" here at all?
Is it DG? |
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Anton Du Beke - presenter and Latin American expert.
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Suffers from CKS:
Natalie Cassidy Craig Kelly Tess Daly Alesha Dixon Ricky Groves The Costume Department - especially those responsible for Natalie Cassidy's dresses and the designer they hired from "Strictly Anne Summers" Jan Ravens Bruce Forsythe Bruno Tonioli Of course, I do feel sorry for the luvvies because they work in an industry when everything is "dah-ling you were wonderful", "mwah mwah" "kiss, kiss" . The cure, however hard it may be, is to send the "show" to The Batley Working Man's Club or invite its members to be the whole audience at TV Centre on a Saturday night - an effective remedy. |
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Alesha (bless her)
Bruno (bless him) Craig (bless him) The Groper (Not bless him) |
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Just wondering who is this? None other!Is it DG? Actually, I'd like to add the uber-competitive Logan (G) to the list please. I'd sort of like Bunton (E) to be added, but that's personal dislike as opposed to dillusional, so lets leave her off and keep with the spirit of the thread
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