Vernon Kay ! I mentioned him as part of my nightmare scenario in another thread.

I think Michael Deacon of the Telegraph put the case against that idea better than I ever could.
"As a TV presenter he’s blander than a Rich Tea biscuit. On screen there’s simply nothing to him. He’s basically a smile in a suit, a beaming blank, a nodding dog with exemplary dental work.
He’s all sheen and no substance. That’s the reason he’s always been given rotten shows: Beat the Star, All Star Family Fortunes, Boys and Girls. They’re turds, and it’s his job to polish them.
I know people say Forsyth is too old. But I don’t care how old he gets. I’d sooner see Strictly presented by his corpse than by Kay."
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/mi...please-god-no/