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St Katie of Closure's Journey into the Wilderness : A Chronicle
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And on the 16th day of the 11th month, St Katie, newly awarded with 300,000 gold pieces did once again step into the wilderness. Alone she did walk, accompanied only by the camera of truth and the Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy. Alas there did fall upon the land a shortage of cloth and St Katie did walk with ripped and tattered clothes, that which made her famous laid almost bare unto the masses.
The Holy Holder of the Script if Prophecy did nod sagely.
And it came to pass that St Katie did stumble unto an oasis wherein gifts were bestowed upon the 11 acolytes. But St Katie was sorely vexed. “Oh woe unto me for I do burn upon contact with water. But the acolytes doth starve for there lack of food for 24 hours, hence I shall sacrifice myself unto the needy.” St Katie went unto the water, and did burn, but did save from the swamp keys of half a dozen and one.
The Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely.
But the trials of St Katie did not end, for it came to pass that a sacrifice must be made for the seven keys. For a time did St Katie ponder, then she spoke unto the masses. “The acolytes may fornicate elsewhere, as in truth they are persons if very little import, I shall take from them what they covet and shall bestow them with my gifts”. And so the dye was cast.
The Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely.
And lo, did St Katie come unto the 11 acolytes. And acolyte George from the Land Far Away Where Silicone Grows on Trees did comment upon her vision of loveliness. And acolyte Sabrina who Covets to Walk in the Path of Alesha did comment upon her beauty. And even acolyte Justin the Doubtful did comment upon the unexpected joy he received from her presence. And acolyte Stuart the Beautiful but Empty did sit within her presence awaiting the massage of the chosen.
The Holy Holder of the Script if Prophecy did nod sagely.
“Be it known unto you” spoke St Katie, “that my love for you shall allow me to sleep upon the ground in humble surroundings. But be it known that yonder bed did service me well from half a dozen years hence.” And lo did the acolytes fall onto her in gratitude and St Katie did sleep upon the feathered bed of the righteous.
And that night they broke bread and St Katie did regale Acolyte George of the parable of St Katie and Peter the Thrice Damned. And in the morning Judges Antonius and Decmanicus did bring forth the judgement of the masses. “It has been ordained that St Katie shall face trial anew” was the judgement. St Katie was sorely vexed once more, but inwardly rejoiced as it will allow her to preach unto the masses of the Word of St Katie.
And the Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely once more.
The Holy Holder of the Script if Prophecy did nod sagely.
And it came to pass that St Katie did stumble unto an oasis wherein gifts were bestowed upon the 11 acolytes. But St Katie was sorely vexed. “Oh woe unto me for I do burn upon contact with water. But the acolytes doth starve for there lack of food for 24 hours, hence I shall sacrifice myself unto the needy.” St Katie went unto the water, and did burn, but did save from the swamp keys of half a dozen and one.
The Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely.
But the trials of St Katie did not end, for it came to pass that a sacrifice must be made for the seven keys. For a time did St Katie ponder, then she spoke unto the masses. “The acolytes may fornicate elsewhere, as in truth they are persons if very little import, I shall take from them what they covet and shall bestow them with my gifts”. And so the dye was cast.
The Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely.
And lo, did St Katie come unto the 11 acolytes. And acolyte George from the Land Far Away Where Silicone Grows on Trees did comment upon her vision of loveliness. And acolyte Sabrina who Covets to Walk in the Path of Alesha did comment upon her beauty. And even acolyte Justin the Doubtful did comment upon the unexpected joy he received from her presence. And acolyte Stuart the Beautiful but Empty did sit within her presence awaiting the massage of the chosen.
The Holy Holder of the Script if Prophecy did nod sagely.
“Be it known unto you” spoke St Katie, “that my love for you shall allow me to sleep upon the ground in humble surroundings. But be it known that yonder bed did service me well from half a dozen years hence.” And lo did the acolytes fall onto her in gratitude and St Katie did sleep upon the feathered bed of the righteous.
And that night they broke bread and St Katie did regale Acolyte George of the parable of St Katie and Peter the Thrice Damned. And in the morning Judges Antonius and Decmanicus did bring forth the judgement of the masses. “It has been ordained that St Katie shall face trial anew” was the judgement. St Katie was sorely vexed once more, but inwardly rejoiced as it will allow her to preach unto the masses of the Word of St Katie.
And the Holy Holder of the Script of Prophecy did nod sagely once more.
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"Stuart the beautiful but empty"
"as in truth they are persons if very little import, I shall take from them what they covet and shall bestow them with my gifts" Ha Ha!
Whats really good about this is that I suspect she does see herself as a kind of martyr.
lmao!!:D
well done-can't wait for more!
What happened to her in the end?
oh yes
Loving your work Cult Of.....
Looking forward to reading your next lesson!
She became a national treasure and the inspiration to a nation.
Now there's a thought to play around with ......
:eek::eek::eek:
Excellent
We will beware the crowing of the Cocks, George, Stuart and the rest for her Enemies will be confounded. Especially the evil doings of the press who will have to eat their wicked words when She is crowned Queen of Every magazine in the world.