Indeed, and when we were kids, we used to change the words to 'Desma duck' to wind up my cousin of the same name.

Cover?

She wrote the song herself.

Just out of my head from recent years. Vomit inducing songs.

Something kind of Ooh-Girls Aloud

Boom Boom Pow-Black Eyed Peas

Lonely-Akon

Single ladies-Beyonce(any song of Beyonce or Rhianna could make my top actually)

Sexy Bitch by David Guetta and Akon going to number one this year proved how much our standards for music has slipped.

Absoloutely ANYTHING by Fall Out Boy.

And why, why, WHY has nobody mentioned Unconditional by Peter Andre yet?!

And his A Whole New World album With K**** P****

Yes, Westlife covers, Cliff Richard Christmas songs, deffo agree about the ABBA song.

A lot of novelty songs are pretty dire as well.

Most rap songs.

Mariah Carey post 97, love her first album.

Lady in Red - Chris de Burgh

You're Beautiful - James Blunt

It's gone

anything by take that

Fly Robin Fly by Silver Convention
I think there are like only 7 words in the whole song
Edit and here they are


Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Up, up to the sky
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly Up, up to the sky

[long instrumental]

Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Fly, robin fly
Up, up to the sky

So it has. I found another video of it though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

That song was released as a joke though. There's some stuff out there that's just as laughable and sadly was released seriously.

Sorry to any Westlife fans but.......anything they cover is usually a song i like,i then end up hating itThey always have some random key change somewhere in the song.it really wrecks my head.

Boyzone's Love You Anyway
Rihanna's Rehab
Black Eyed Peas's i gotta feeling(it's just been played to death!!!)
Anything by Heidi Montag.Most of you are probably saying"Who's she?!"She was on The Hills and married Spencer Pratt(His name suits him tbh)and now she thinks that because she was on The Hills she can now sing!!!!
She appeared on this years Ms.Universe competition!
If you want a good laugh(she's awful at lip syncing and dancing and everything else)
Here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkbjzYT5aE
And if that's not bad enough^^^^she copied a Lady GaGa song.It's called fashion,some of you might have heard GaGa's version on the movie confessions of a shopaholic.I love the song.......Just not heidi's version
At the beginning it's really cheesy.She says"heidi"and it always makes me laugh

"Music" by John Miles

"Music was my first love
And it will be my last
Music of the future
Music of the past"

Pure doggeral.

and then it goes on to have a little instrumental bit that actually reminds me of the theme tune to Blake's Seven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLR...eature=related

If you dare! What's sad is she is actually signed to a music label!

this ?

Shocking. They're great


Absolutely.

Add to that a song that many people love - Teenage Kicks by the Undertones

Wannabe- Spice girls.
Absolutely dreadful. Don't mind some of the other stuff... but wannabe was just dreadful.

You need to clean your ears out son!


And check your song titles beforehand as well!


And you wash your ears out as well! How can you dismiss classics like Piano Man or Scenes From An Italian Restaurant? Billy's got more songwriting talent in his little finger than most of the rubbish that gets on the radio these days.

agreed, the suggestion that 'anything ' by madness is worse then mr blobby, cheeky girls, stylistics, st winifreds school choir, 90% of pete watermans material, whitney, janet, alexandra, mariah , general levy, steps, westlife, boyzone, bay city rollers, rubettes, osmonds, our kid, saturdays (lol), etc etc etc... is totally bonkers!

I love that track! It's awesome, escecially in it's uncensored form.

Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh
Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton

Two god-awful songs that make me wanna throw up because they are so damn sickly sweet!

Agadoo - Black Lace is absolutely dire.

The so-called adult version is worse. Not as bad as their Having A Gang Bang ditty, but still, effin’ awful.

all rap,reggae,r n b,garage,etc.

How's this for a particularly evil smelling shoebox full of turds?

Cinderella Rockerfella -- Esther & Abi Ofarim
Seasons In The Sun -- Terry Jacks
Loop Di Love -- Shag
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool -- Jimmy Osmond
Live Is Life -- Opus
Grandma, We Love You -- St. Winifred's School Choir
Leap Up And Down (Wave Your Knickers In The Air) -- St. Cecilia
It Might As Well Rain Until September -- Carole King
Oh, Babe What Would You Say? -- Hurricane Smith
Daddy Cool -- Boney M
Kinky Boots -- Patrick MacNee & Honor Blackman

Mull of Kin-bloody-tyre. Had it stuck in my head for a few painful hours recently.
Also anything by Cast.