Every day, all these exceptionally crap songs pop into my mind so I feel I should just remind everyone of how shiteously crap they are.
I don't know if anyone's heard it, but Amnesia by Britney Spears is atrocious on all levels. It's an album track from Circus, and her pathetic attempts at trying to be "hard" and swearing is just so cringey.
Most Black Eyed Peas songs (Let's Get Retarded and My Humps, anyone?)
Diva and Video Phone by Beyonce.
Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz (Aaarrggghhh my god, I feel like swallowing cyanide whenever that song comes on! The "whoooaaawhooooo" bit makes me sick in my mouth!)
Most Pussycat Dolls songs.
The lyrics to LoveGame by Lady Gaga are particularly atrocious, but I will admit the "disco stick" hook is catchy, and the song is bearable when not overplayed.
Fly On The effing Wall by Miley Cyrus.
Get Sexy by Sugababes. This song makes me feel unwell.
Welcome To Heartbreak by Kanye West. Kid Cudi is great on it, but the lyrics pee me off because it's basically Kanye moaning about how he has too many cars and all that crap. I feel I should share some lyrics with those fortunate enough not to have heard it:
Oh my God, sister getting married by the lake
But I couldn't figure out who I'd wanna take
Bad enough that I showed up late
I had to leave before they even cut the cake
Welcome to heartbreak
Oh how it showcases the amazingly creative writing talents of Kanye West. Such inspiring lyrics. I'm sure everyone can relate to the song. Treat yourselves to the music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ7jCWufP00
And I have to mention it again, just because it could win trophies for being so awful: Baby By Me by 50 Cent and Ne-Yo.
I think I've mentioned pretty much every song I hate. Compile these all on one CD and you have the soundtrack to a slow and painful death