With Jade’s retirement, the show is over for me, so it’s time for a premature review.
Zoe and Chris, to me, are the story of the Jordans this year.
Zoe was a very slow learner, but a learner, and James simplified the routines but still made them look classy. Great work by both of them and they deserved to go much further.
Ola has always produced entertaining routines, with great music choices, interesting choreography, and interesting costumes. Only the Rumba and Foxtrot to drool over dance wise, but maybe an illustration that you can’t remember things if you brain is tired from working. Brilliant partnership though and both their personalities shine.
Ricky Whittle is maybe another example of work load producing brain fade during routines. Great physique and natural athletic abilities, plus a bit of rhythm = the best performer so far. I’m not convinced that his humility is entirely felt, but I can understand why that might be.
Ricky Whittle’s main challenge should be from Ali. If timid isn’t the right word for Ricky, it certainly is for Ali. The answer when necessary, is to do a bit of acting – aggressive or raunchy acting. She is an actress? Unfortunately, Brian seems to have resorted to typecasting. Several almost great latin performances haven’t matched the excellent ballroom.
If Ali is fluff, Jade is tough. Strange that Jade was scared of looking foolish at ballroom, because she was taking to it like a swan gliding around a lake. Her raunchy performances in the latin were a bit rough to start off with, but she was getting more finesse and technique each week. If ever a couple deserved to not have their journey cut short, it was Jade and Ian. I think there was a lot more to come.
I thought Martina would have been a similar competitor to Jade, but by week one, she was still walking like a cowboy. Not that that couldn’t be fixed, as she did show potential even then, but with such movement and timing on the tennis court, you would think that she might have been much better by week one – especially with Matt’s coaching. Tennis and dancing are starting to seem like oil and water.
Rav stayed in at Martina’s expense, and at the time, I could understand the decision, because he did dance the Rumba well in the dance off. The following few weeks made it look less like a good decision. Rav and Aliona seemed to have a mutual lack of confidence in each other and didn’t seem like a team. Rav also seemed difficult to teach.
Another in that category was Richard. Lilia was like a gold miner on an iceberg. To be fair to Richard, he knew the situation and was the perfect pupil – apart from not being able to bring any (and I mean any) natural dance talent to the party. At the end, it was a monumental achievement to produce the dances he did, but a bit of a waste of Lilia’s talent as regards the public’s entertainment, but Richard now has achieved his dance potential.
The comedian Dylan Moran once advised - “Never try to realise your potential – its potential.” Craig tried to realise his potential, and it’s still potential. He believes there’s a dancer in there somewhere and to an extent I agree with him. When he was messing about, freestylin, he had co-ordination and timing (even though Flavia had a corset on him at the time and said “They’re going to show that, you know.”) Flavia also said he had moments of brilliance in training (ie. He would do something right.) There was never a connection between Flavia and Craig. I have described their relationship as like a substitute teacher looking after a boy in detention whose diet consists entirely of Jaffa Cakes and Coca Cola. If Lilia was gold mining on an iceberg, Flavia was herding cats up a river. Craig is a nice guy and a real trier, but probably the most difficult person to teach that they will ever have on the show. Gold medal and a big hug for Flavia.
Ricky Groves looked like a no-hoper at the start, but he overcame severe facial nerves and called on his acting skills to produce some memorable performances. Erin’s Fried Chicken Paso was a work of genius and it took a genius to make it work – step forward Ricky. At the end, he wasn’t a great dancer and seemed both disappointed and too down on himself over that. He did lose weight, looked good (even handsome) in the roles he assumed, and showed he could act well and dance a bit. Should be well satisfied (I think) and well done Erin.
Jo was one of those who arrived on the show needing a pick-me-up. Brendan showed another side to his character and was the ideal partner for Jo – totally supportive and caring. Dance wise, not a lot happened, but Jo’s dizzy, cute personality was popular, and if you leave the show having had a lot of support, it’s been worth while.
The other Joe arrived as a favourite, until he made the mistake of moving, then the odds lengthened – a lot. There isn’t a lot to say, other than it’s not a good idea to wait until you are in the dance off to show that you can dance a bit.
Lynda was the latest in the line of Darren’s scale rebalancing for getting Jill Halfpenny. It always had the potential to be a short stay, but there were plenty who were worse than Lynda, it’s just that some of them were still in when she left. Women usually look forward to the costumes. I hope Lynda doesn’t look back at them, for her sake.
Natalie didn’t look like most people’s idea of a dancer, but she has surprised them by dancing around the shop for several weeks now, with very little china broken. Lots of people say that they are more interested in the performance than worrying about technique, and lots of people are voting for Natalie. To be fair though, Vincent has been making the routines difficult and Natalie can both remember them and perform at the same time – not many have done that this year.
Anton seems to have finished his sentence and finally been given a chance. Could he take it though? Would he be good enough to handle the Latin? Well, they are still in and there is still hope - especially if that hope is based heavily on the Paso routine. Laila arrived with similar equipment to Alesha – apart from the brain. Alesha’s brain likes to enjoy life and Laila’s brain likes to worry. Voters prefer happy people.
Phil was lucky he played cricket instead of tennis - ergo, he can dance. If the government had issued Katya with a license to use a Tasar on just below the stun setting, I think Phil would have been dancing to at least the semi-final. Good partnership, and again, out before their time.