I thought that, after Brendan and Lisa's show dance last year, nothing on Strictly would ever cause me as much visual distress again. I was wrong.
Erin's Tango dress: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Can you imagine the costume department meeting?
"Now let's see, Tango needs strong, intense colours. How about purple?"
"Yes, that sounds good. How about some red accents?
"Unusual colour combo, but would work in a tango."
"Fringing?"
"On a tango dress?"
"Yeah, we have a truck load that we bought for Laila and with her injury we're worried she might pull out and we'll have it left over."
"Oh, ok. Now, how are we going to shape this?"
"How about we ask an Afghan Hound to get into a washing machine with an Edwardian and Calamity Jane, and chuck in some Dylon?"
"That could work."
Generally this season the dresses have been more hits than misses but this was by far the worst. Even trumped poor Jade's cat-has-eaten-a-roll-of-tin-foil-and-regurgitated-it-onto-a-griddle-pan samba dress.
Erin's Tango dress: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Can you imagine the costume department meeting?
"Now let's see, Tango needs strong, intense colours. How about purple?"
"Yes, that sounds good. How about some red accents?
"Unusual colour combo, but would work in a tango."
"Fringing?"
"On a tango dress?"
"Yeah, we have a truck load that we bought for Laila and with her injury we're worried she might pull out and we'll have it left over."
"Oh, ok. Now, how are we going to shape this?"
"How about we ask an Afghan Hound to get into a washing machine with an Edwardian and Calamity Jane, and chuck in some Dylon?"
"That could work."
Generally this season the dresses have been more hits than misses but this was by far the worst. Even trumped poor Jade's cat-has-eaten-a-roll-of-tin-foil-and-regurgitated-it-onto-a-griddle-pan samba dress.



