Will someone please tell Dermot those jackets of his suits are too small for him.He can hardly fasten the buttons.
Does he buy them from a charity shop or does he order them to the size he was when he was young?
Listen Dermot, go to a proper tailor with a measure and let him check your dimensions, it's not painful.
You need a jacket with a chest of about 4 inches larger than the one you wear.

Dermot looks like he borrows his suits from Verne Troyer...

Probably tight upon the orders of a Mr L Walsh.

Keep up with the fashion, skinny suits are all the rage now, well they are in London, who knows what passes for style beyond the M25.

Me thinks he needs spider silk to keep those buttons secure

He looks like a tailors dummy.

Yes its still 'le look' .. though whether it suits someone of Dermots stature is maybe more questionable..

He can't walk about without unfastening the buttons, the sleeves are too short,it's too tight across his pidgeon chest.
IT'S TOO SMALL FOR HIM.
London fashion?? that's a larf innit,know warra mean?Stone the crows!