Originally Posted by Idiotgirle:
“I've just had a vision of Ricky and Natalie somersaulting over them using those "flashy crowd-pleasing steps" and VT of Mrs Whittle going hysterical because she's failed Richard as a mother!”

It has to be "Richard". None of this "Ricky" nonsense Chez Whittle!
What I wouldn't give to hear the following exchange at the judges' table...
Bruce - We loved that, didn't we?
Crowd - Huge cheer
Bruce - And did I see you'd choreographed some more of your own steps, Chris?
Chris -
(Almost overcome with excitement) Yes, I did.
Bruce - Let's hear what the judges have to say. Craig - we all loved Chris's nutmegs, stepovers and hell-clicking, but can you actually dance them in a Viennese Waltz?
Craig - You can dance any steps you like. But it doesn't mean you'll...
Theatrical pause
Craig - Win
Theatrical pause
Craig - Daahling