Phil ----- a keyhole in the knee
Jade ---- a crack in the knee after 3-legged Isle of Man demo
Laila ---- dodgy ankle carried off into the Moroccan sunset
Anton --- foot in mouth but survived
Alesha -- endures and endured every Saturday
Bruce ---- 82-year-old kangaroo floored by the flu
Ali -------- Cinderella bruised in the bone with and without slipper
Rickie W - nicked for causing accident and emergency
Joe ------- already rigor mortis

What next ?

Craig......danced with a bad back.....complete inability to move hips in the correct direction.

Tess arrested for crimes against fashion and not wearing sufficient upper undergarments while under the influence of just had a baby syndrome.

If during the show you see a woman running onto the floor tearing her hair out and muttering "Where did I go wrong where did I go wrong...."

not to be alarmed -- it's only Jay Hunt.