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Quote:
“'I had finished sitting with my legs out to the side at a right angle,' recalls Jade. 'All week while we were rehearsing, Ian had just left me to get up off the floor by myself. It looked rather ungraceful.
'But then, during the dress run he suddenly decided, without telling me, that he would help me stand up. I was pushing one way as Ian was pulling the other and my left knee twisted. I heard a pop and felt an instant stab of pain. I just burst into tears.'
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“'I had finished sitting with my legs out to the side at a right angle,' recalls Jade. 'All week while we were rehearsing, Ian had just left me to get up off the floor by myself. It looked rather ungraceful.
'But then, during the dress run he suddenly decided, without telling me, that he would help me stand up. I was pushing one way as Ian was pulling the other and my left knee twisted. I heard a pop and felt an instant stab of pain. I just burst into tears.'
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