If Bette does her usual thorough research and finds out about the injuries saga, she could consider bringing back an old character of hers, Dolores Delago, the Toast of Chicago. She comes on stage in an electric wheelchair with attached cocktail tray and plastic palm tree. Her leg is in a plaster cast and she demolishes some stage props with it as the wheelchair goes out of control. Could Brucie get out of the way quick enough?
But, let's face it, we'll be getting something from the latest album, and if that's a compilation it'll be WBMW. Pity.