Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“I sincerely doubt the first one. She was dunked into the dance-off in week 1, was protected by a legion of seriously awful men and Heather as a buffer for a few weeks, and then couldn't even get past Christine Bleakley. Ian's partners have a long history of being more popular on the forums (and with me) than they turn out to be in the mainstream.
There's a possiblity that Jade might have made it a few weeks further, but she's lucky (in terms of her perception) that she was preserved in aspic at her height - having just aced the jive (for a giantess) and on the verge of "her best dance yet". Would her support have really lingered through the rumba? Or whatever she would have done this week? Another hissy fit at Ian? I kind of doubt it, regardless of the dance-off.”
“I sincerely doubt the first one. She was dunked into the dance-off in week 1, was protected by a legion of seriously awful men and Heather as a buffer for a few weeks, and then couldn't even get past Christine Bleakley. Ian's partners have a long history of being more popular on the forums (and with me) than they turn out to be in the mainstream.
There's a possiblity that Jade might have made it a few weeks further, but she's lucky (in terms of her perception) that she was preserved in aspic at her height - having just aced the jive (for a giantess) and on the verge of "her best dance yet". Would her support have really lingered through the rumba? Or whatever she would have done this week? Another hissy fit at Ian? I kind of doubt it, regardless of the dance-off.”
Or, I just prefer the Strictly that happens in my head, then
where Ian is 3 times the champion




