Limpitude - what a wonderful word! I'm going to have to find a context in which I can use it

Several possibilities spring to mind - all of them quite rude and very, erm, *disappointing*.

Thanks for that Rhumbatugger, won't be able to watch Laila & Anton tonight without thinking "Limpitude". Should really be in the dictionary.

^^ Wonder what kind of bandage they would need for that - or maybe they could rub something on? limpitude liniment ?