Originally Posted by Leicester_Hunk:
“I've been eating peas I've broken wind I've dropped my guts open the window please
what does this song come from? Kim just said it on the clip and I remember my mate Malcolm singing it when we were kids but cant remember the rest of it”
It's 'I've Farted' by Ivor Biggun
I've farted, I've farted,
I've made a trouser cough,
I've whistled in my Y-fronts,
I've just peeled one off.
I've blown my bowel bugle
I've been eating peas,
I've broken wind,
I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please
I've been eating cabbages, prunes and pears and beans
Drinking Dandelion & Burdock, and you know what that means
Polluting the environment, my friends leave me alone
The front of me sings tenor and the rest sings baritone
(Repeat Chorus)
(Interlude)
Bubbles in the bath! (echo: Bubbles in the bath!)
Real rip snorters! (echo: Real rip snorters!)
Up on one cheek and hope it don't make a noise.
Window rattlers! (echo: Window rattlers!)
Cushion creepers! (echo: Cushion creepers!)
Don't shake your leg and keep it in your courdroys.
A gentleman tells before it smells, he waves his jacket 'til it's gone
But I'm the kind of sneaky bugger, who lets off and doesn't let on
I let them go in lifts, in queues, in phone-boxes and trains
And when they stink, the people blink and blame it on the drains.
