Its that time of year again, yes thats right it time for BB5

The Predictions

Thanks

I reckon there will be only one bedroom with not enough beds as some will be double beds and the chickens will be no more replaced by mud baths and there will also be a secret room for some how's your father...then i have seen The News of the World today who have pictures of it

I can't find it on their site so has anyone seen the pictures anywhere else?

There will be no books this year but everyone will memorise a book and a film and will bore the arse off the rest of the HM's and us viewers, by retelling it word for word.

Oh dear C.N.S what have you started here. I don't think this thread will go quite the way you expected

I predict there will be lots more fruit this year, i.e. apples and oranges, especially for hm's to juggle with or to stick on their heads to make them look like bigger idiots

I predict that there will be 12 individuals who, despite convincing the producers they were a great laugh by dressing up as Chickens, Elves and Santa Claus at the open auditions, surprisingly turn out to have no personality beneath that thin veneer. It’ll turn out that once the conversations about Britney, Hollyoaks and which one is that strongest Power Ranger have dried up they’ll have no ability to hold viewer interest, and we’ll all be pining for the halcyon days of BB4.

Laminates... Lot's of laminates...



...and references to 'health and safety'.

I predict that, despite being told to expect the unexpected, we should probably just expect the expected again. :yawn:

i predict one contestant will look like a werewolf and moan about the toilets a lot , he will also have a canny resemblence to mick jagger ....

That would be a vast improvement on last year.

I predict a lot of "birds tweeting" and "planes flying overhead"... oh, and if the Chickens still survive into BB5, a lot of chicken arse cam.

There will also be 'peeing in the shower cam' and 'concussion' cam in the corridor.

i think bb5 will have ~

love bites..
flying kites..
candle lights..
ghastly sights..
men in tights..
fewer whites..
karaoke nights..
fear of heights..

and

custard pie fights..

It will flop,as the public are just bored of it now,IT WILL BE THE LAST ONE!

There will be six men

There will be six women.

Davina will be even more manic on a Friday night than ever before.

Davina will tell us the voting is soooo close every Friday night

Marcus Bentley will stretch 'hooooo gurs, yoooo decide' to fill the majority of the second half of the highlights show.

The texts on E4 will mostly involve the statement 'e is ded fit'

There will be shock nominations/evictions whenever C4/Endemol realise the revenue from the phone lines is lagging. Also Big Brothers Little Brother will involve more opportunities to text vote for even the smallest item, even should so and so be allowed to use the bathroom. There will also be a shock new HM probably in week 6, they will be voted out at the first opportunity.

Jade Goody will probably try to butt in somewhere along the road, with an article in the papers saying this year is not a patch on BB3.

DS:BB forum will bemoan the fact there is no one to compare to Jon Tickle/Alex Sibley/Kate Lawler/Brian Dowling etc.

Any scouser in the house will have such a loud voice any aircraft overhead will complain about the noise.

When any hm of ethinic origin is voted out the DS forum will be flooded with claims it is racism.

There will be claims it is fixed.

Someone will walk out and try to sell their story to the tabloids. They will be ignored.

I will stop now. This is just so easy

I reckon they will put in 12 nutters who are very confrontational as a complete contrast to last year.

dont forget the parent or partner who are always moaning on about how they miss their child or spouse

I don't know but it can't be any worse than last years........... can it?

Please God - someone reassure me!

Can't give any reassurance here I am just holding on to the slimmest hope that after last years rubbish, (of which only Jon out of the whole bunch was interesting enough to keep me watching ) that surely the only way is up.

I'm not even getting the usual buzz, when BB is almost upon us I blame BB4 for that

The length of time Davina takes to announce the eviction will become longer than ever.

"The........ third.................. person to be .............. evicted................. from the .................. Big Brother house is.............................. (camera pans around the nominess 6 times).........................."

they should get Tickle to do the eviction announcement

"the first person to be evicted from the big brother house... massive pause... is... another massive pause.."

What I do is watch on satellite, then when Davina starts the pause switch the TV to terrestrial, as there is a delay with sattelite you usually get the result straight away . We have to do this as my kids watch in their rooms on terrestrial and we can hear the boos or cheers from them if their favourite goes or stays and it spoils it somewhat!!!!

I have to agree with you Susann, I am having great difficulty getting my enthusiasm up for BB5. I am hoping it will come soon. Especially as I have promised to run my email update and chat room throughout the series again.

Now thats an interesting thought, take it one step further though. Following his science series what about him blowing up the evictee's in the car park?

hope there were will be more than one housemate that ds posters take a shine to
don't think i would enjoy a repeat of last year's digital spy's love affair with the tickle