I am too busy making a placard to reply to your post in full . Am on my way to protest outside the Irish RTE television station
I think it might be affilaiated with BBC through the cable network .

Must dash

PMSL

Goodness I am obviously going to have to be a lot less subtle in future or perhaps some people do actually believe the stuff they read on some of these threads which is probably a bit more frightening.

Why did Brian have to sit quite so close to Ali it was like they were stuck together....or perhaps he was frightened of James May

Please god let her wear a green frock...

Amazing Jan how some people are unable to see a fun thread.
No wonder we have so many wasting time and energy on all the ridiculous conspiracy theories. I've never seen so many as this series.

oh dear thats going to make me titter now when they come onto the dance floor.

oh and anyone with a humour bypass ......I do actually like Ali we are only having a bit of fun.

Fun! Fun!!

This is Strictly you know

Rule 300.1 subsection z states that 'in the event of the final of Strictly falling in December, the amount of fun allowed is inversely proportional to the amount of time spent working out how many ways a couple can be eliminated'.

I'm watching them on the Channel 4 repeat...could they sit any closer? definately something ready to go on there if its not going on already

Something that will never, ever happen to the little hobbit Awwww

No, no, no she can't She only wears ice cream colours. Like the fairies, you know?

I also noticed how nervous Ali seemed, her neck muscles were twitching all the time and her eyes drting all over the place. Perhaps lokking for hidden cameras about to take a picture of them 'together'

She could wear a lovely mint green. That pastel enough? With sparkles and feathers and little birdies sitting on her shoulders to sing along with the music.

I get so irritated by the fact that they will not admit or deny they are a couple! Why?? Is it all just a publicity stunt to get headlines (X Factor has a "romance" between Stacy and Ollie and they too will not admit or deny it). There is no reason for their silence on this subject!! I hope Ali (at last) manages to find a bit of passion in the Tango on Saturday or it will be just dreadful. Remember Karen and Mark the Ramp doing the Tango. It was fanstastic!!!!.

Or pale pistachio green, like the icecream!

I like Ali and Brian but I think Brian has had his head in the sand for about 6 weeks now.....I know she is an actress but she cant act passion or sexy......Brian is so wrapped up in her he thinks she is perfect 'leave her alone'. He should have got an acting coach in weeks ago and then perhaps she might have been the all rounder she should be.

Have u seen BBC breakfast for goodness sake, it so biased and its on every dayof the weak, you mite as well just hand chris the crown now. Especially yesterday with them pushing for ricky to be in the final so all competition is eliminated.

Dnt get me wrong i like chris but this thread is just ridiculus

Brilliant thread! I don't know what's funnier, the OP or some of the reactions.


Keeeeep fishing

Have you actually read the whole thread. It's supposed to be a lighthearted joke, replying to the BBC Fix allegations. The OP was not serious.

I love the thread, we need more of them (as long as they don't descend into Ricky or Ali bashing). By the way, I heard that Ricky is promoting himself almost every weekday on a programme on Channel 4, now that's disgraceful.

Doesn't he appear every night on Hollyoaks - Chris and Ali don't get that chance. Its outrageous! I demand that Chris and Ali are given parts in Hollyoaks NOW!

(err I don't watch HO so I have no idea whether he is appearing on screen or not. Obviously the fact that I know FO about Hollyoaks wont stop me being outraged)

Ahhh, but Ali did appear on HO - a lot But then she got stabbed and ended up deaded, so we should all vote for her because she dances flaming well for a dead person

*Knows far too much about HO for someone of advancing years *

Option1 - Perhaps they dont want their private business all of the place when they have only been together for a couple of months.

Option 2 - Why announce for free on Paul OGrady when OK will pay them £££ to do the same.

Option 3 - They aren't together, its all about the publicity. Every reality show has to have showmance.

Don't worry, it's taken care of.

A Torch and Pitchfork angry mob... um... demonstration... um... Parade (yes! We'll go with Parade) is currently being organised. We march on the Beeb on Friday during ITT... and then after a bit of a shout, we can avail of a cuppa in the BBC canteen and then some late night shopping in Westfields.

So let me sum up. Ricky appears every nigh on HO, flouncing his gorgeous body unashamedly and gathering votes of housewifes (sorry AK) and the young impressionable females alike.

Ali has been on HO, gathering sympathy votes for being stabbed (I will now definitely vote for her). I also hear a rumour that she was on the bill, talking about dancing and PC Brian all the time, and now she has been on Channel four again. It's not outrageous anymore, it's a fix I tell you.

Chris won't be able to win anymore, maybe I should contact the BBC and demand that he definitely goes through to the final on his own. Otherwise I can't see any chance of him winning after all this blatant vying for votes by Ali and Ricky.
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Channel 4 (in collusion with BBC) must have deliberately killed off Ali just so that they can showcase more of Ricky. If that's not favouritism then I don't know what is.

Im off to the Daily Mail right away.

Ah but ITV are blatantly favouring Ali.

Nobody else gets to appear on ITV.
This is an outrage.

And she gets to wear a uniform which means she's bound to get the pervy fetishists vote. That's really not fair.

I demand that Ricky gets to appear on ITV NOW dressed in an Raf uniform and being all macho.

And Chris should also get to be on ITV THIS INSTANT in a fireman's uniform waving his hose around and... no, on second thoughts, that may be a bad idea...