To be honest i can make sense of the Bad Romance lyrics, I think they are pretty good actually. although i've gotta admit it does look gibberish when all the 'Ooh La La' bit's are in written form

Yeh i get the Bad Romance lyrics also. I don't think its the worst culprit for lyrics that make no sense.

I know people will be jumping on my back about this one but the lyrics of Sugababes- About A Girl confuse the ;ife outa me. What is it actually about.

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains

Moaner by Underworld:-

hey kiss me I kiss you
kiss me I kiss you
I know about you
i've been told about you
i've been waiting for you
and the air's thin
tiny holes
and everybody wants to know you
is rapt like moon river
then beyond the blinds
the new white slacks alight
sliding into the city
tunnel beneath the feet of the people in the city
roamin' roamin' roamin' in the city
and crossway boy
crossway boy
downtown waterfront boy
and the shadows where the ambi and the motor meet
and she's on the phone again
surfin' she's on the phone again
she's calling from america
she's calling from america
she's surfin' she's moshing
and the girls are diving and the girls are up to something
animal boything up on the roof again
boything lookin'down there
and there's every kind of lack
to make it down to the Delaware
and up in your head
and moaner moaner moaner moaner
rudy get the get the get the get the get the
night the city loves you
city loves a boyfriend
love walks with a boyfriend
a city loves a boyfriend
friends walking with a boyfriend
and the night's with a boyfriend
and the city loves you loves you loves you
loves everyone
everyone is smiling
the smiling is pushing it around
it's pushing it around
like shadows in the evolution in the dark
and the super boys
where time is all where time is everything
where time of all this started
as we're turned to earth earth wind and fire
get the sound in your head
black metal walls are crawling
I am the hunger above your town
a little sound in alittle amp
I am dubious hard metal I am stainless
I am milking your plastic
I am wrapped in this left alone
in a full moon with
the only thing I can do
lying awake on the floor
at night the doors I can't I can't awake I can't awake
ah ah ah ah
water into you to me constantly
constantly
without without without without again without again
your telephone number
through the glass of water
the instance between is opened
the silence is indifferent and your love love love
love walks with the boyfriend
the city loves a boyfriend
friends walking
friends walking with a boyfriend
the city loves a boyfriend
everybody loves a boyfriend
you left me alone you left me alone
with a full moon
full moon full moon full moon full moon full moon
boys boys boys boys
cross crossway crossway boy
down on the waterfront

Makes more sense with a noseful of ajax.

I love the song, but True by Spandau Ballet has some of the most nonsense lyrics ever:

So true
funny how it seems
always in time, but never in line for dreams
head over heels,when toe to toe
this is the sound of my soul
this is the sound
I bought a ticket to the world
but now I've come back again
why do I find it hard to write the next line
when I want the truth to be said
I know this much is true
With a thrill in my head an a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun
listening to Marvin all night long
this is the sound of my soul
this is the sound
always slipping from my hands
sand's a time of it's own
take your seaside arms and write the next line
oh I want the truth to be said.

A classic example of a song that means nothing that sounds like it should mean something.

me too, there are far better/worse (depending how you look at it) examples around.

try a one hit wonder from 1982, trio, with dah dah dah...