So - we've had:

Cameron, 32, white, straight male from Orkney. Fish trader.
Kate, 22, white, straight-ish female from Beckenham (Kent/London borders). IT worker.
Brian 21, white male, gay,from Ireland (though lived in Herts at the time) Air Steward.
Craig, 28, white male, straight, from the north-east. Builder.

So, get your crystal ball out (or just predict who Endemol have already singled out as the winner) and pick the name, age, sex, profession, location, race and sexual orientation of Big Brother 5's winner! Then at the end we can check back and see who was closest.

I reckon it will be:

Samantha, 26, gay female, jeweller, white, from Brighton.

I see it being Pete Thompson. He's a 23 year old straight (but a little camp) man, he runs a bar, and he's white, but heavily tanned. He's from Kent.

He plays the 'mischievous and funny, yet serious and caring' role, and wins the whole thing despite being up for eviction three times.

His birthday is on July 18th.

He's a little balding, and has his dark brown hair closely cropped.

He has a winning smile.

(I'm bound to get something right)

He'll be a black, curly haired, homosexual Jew.

Sorry had to get that in.

Whoever it is, they're not the true winner...

Juliette, a 30 something mixed race from Cornwall, with an accent broader than Shameron's. She works for a highly lucrative surf-board shop and pretends she's 21 again. Heavily pierced, with short spiky hair (dyed) and has a thing about Karma. (Not curry :P)

Oh, and Emzi? Wasn't Craig from Liverpool? *might be wrong*

Since when did people in the North-east have a scouse accent?

Stranger things have happened.

I'm so sorry, I meant north-west not north-east. And yes - I have been taking stupid pills!!!

Mind you - I don't think Craig actually lived in Liverpool anymore at the time he won BB - did he?

[quote=D.W]His birthday is on July 18th.

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Great - I'll share my birthday with the winner!

My winner will have her birthday on...um.......Sept 23rd.

lol good post emi i guess it will be a jordan lookalike

a woman has to win this year she will be caring sensative yet will shag her way through the house to gain brownie points of those who will like to view online and sex lol
ohh and her name will be katy

the one with the best tan

im seeing the winner of big brother 5 being a woman this year! she will b a bit quiet at da start but will do summit truly breathtaking which will stun the nation and evri1 will want her 2 win...she will b a bit of a flirt, but in a nice way and evri1 will adore her in da house, xcept 4 da jealous ppl!!

Whoever this forum hates the most.

A 51-Year old Vietnam veteran who lives in Britain. His name is Mike.

[quote=Emzi]
That's my birthday too - 31 this year.

July 18th! 2 days after my 22nd

I also reckon that "Juliette" will be very opinionated, and get involved in a steaming row with her nearest contender after 2 weeks, and they'll barely talk.

thewinner will be female in her early 30s from the north east she will have children be a single parent and will have a very strong personality she will also have a career in computers be loud but not in an annoying way will be able to hold interesting conversations with all members of the house. she will have dar=k hair not be a bimbo
erm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
bugger they never let me in the door for the auditions but one day lol

Gay mixed race M/F, mid 30s with severe handicap and an attitude problem as nobody loves them.

Jake, 23, white, bisexual male from Birmingham. Fitness Instructor.

A forty five year old, single parent, mixed race, lesbian, vegan with one leg - and everyone will say it was fixed!!!

omg, I've just nearly described Jade's mum as the winner!!! Better make her Welsh!!

Emzi's folks, who are RTV fans too have decided to join in the fun. They reckon the winner will be either:

Rebecca, 28, vet, straight white female, from the Manchester area.

Julian, a 24-year old mixed-race hairdresser from the East Midlands and of indeterminate sexual orientation.

Tarquin a gay 26 year old shepherd from Wales who collects beer mats and yoghurt lids

Transvestite Mike/mikeala ..29 year old bar person, mixed race..fiery temper, but heart of gold