How very dare you!

You'll be accusing me of being a conspiracy theorist next!

(I happen to know a train enthusiast ... we don't talk about it!)

Oh yes.

And it's very important that you take them very seriously. Otherwise the OP might come back and post many times to tell you how much they don't care about the issue in the first place.

Hey thanks guys, I can't believe I'm actually getting replies on this thread, unlike another one I used to frequent. (Clue: Why is said thread like the X Factor? Because it's been hijacked by the Irish Mafia )

Oooh - I missed this. That's a good one that is.

Just to PROVE how much they don't care!

Because nothing says 'I don't care' than posting numerous times to say so!!!

Sorry, I don't understand - please could you explain what this means? But you'll have to speak slowly, I'm Irish.

Could be worse.....at least he/she isn't a dedicated teletext watcher

There's an Irish mafia?

Let's see. The Chinese have the Tong, the Italians have the Cosa Nostra. What do the Irish calls theirs?

He/she may be ....

But I couldn't possibly say.....!

Sorry if I caused you offence Wiskas, it was only a joke. I actually gave up posting in that thread because I didn't like being ignored and didn't seem to fit the demographic. Just couldn't resist having a little dig - I'm like that

The Murphia.

But I still don't understand that post.

I understand. I know someone even worse than that....but I daren't mention his/her name because the Morris Dancing Society have bugged my lappy....oops what a giveaway

LOL

Lainey, lainey!!! Are you still there, Lainey!!!!

Oi! Can we get back on to the topic?

Which is how Chris and Ola:
- Sacrificed Laila on an altar at the stroke of midnight
- Delayed 1,500 people in the Chunnel
- Secretly told Ceefax to put in "they've won" subliminal messages
- errr...
- Have I missed anything?

You've not included my 'snow' theory.

*Sulk*

Didn't they scupper the Copenhagen agreement too?

Yep... the manipulation of the weather to make it snow on Motorways.

I said that (or something similar) on the last page ...

(And I'm still sulking cos it wasn't included!)

I think so...jingle jingle....where's that accordion music coming from??


Don't forget dancing naked with the devil whilst whipping the judges with Bruce's soiled hankies....oh no that's the Morris Dancers again....Tune in next autumn for the inaugural series of Strictly Come Morris Dancing.

OK, fine. Blimey...

Right, so far we have:

- Sacrificed Laila on an altar at the stroke of midnight
- Delayed 1,500 people in the Chunnel
- Secretly told Ceefax to put in "they've won" subliminal messages
- Scuppered the Copenhagen agreement
- Caused snowfalls all across the UK.

Any more?

Now you're being silly.

Plus, ewww.

OMIGOD, Lainey's been taken over by Morris dancers!!!

It's all an evil plot, I tell you!

Conspiracy even ...

In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Chris and Ola were Morris Dancers in disguise or disguised AS Morris dancers!!!

omg you could be right......I heard that Chris originally fancied Lilia but Darren pointed Ola out to him and said "pull the other one, it's got bells on!"

Excellent!