http://entertainment.stv.tv/the-x-fa...r-in-new-show/
In a bid to lose weight apparently. No doubt she'll audition again afterwards.
Thoughts?
In a bid to lose weight apparently. No doubt she'll audition again afterwards.
Thoughts?
Emma Chawner Gets Reality Show
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I thought that would be the last thing she would ever do. Apparently she didn't have time to lose weight as she a busy schedule watching TV and singing karaoke. Fruit and vegetables are also far too expensive compared to take aways. I for one will be watching - if only for the laugh factor!
Originally Posted by .Mimi.:
“http://entertainment.stv.tv/the-x-fa...r-in-new-show/
In a bid to lose weight apparently. No doubt she'll audition again afterwards.
Thoughts?”
“http://entertainment.stv.tv/the-x-fa...r-in-new-show/
In a bid to lose weight apparently. No doubt she'll audition again afterwards.
Thoughts?”
Hi Mimi
Good luck to her, and I hope she does well changing her lifestyle. If she loses a shed load of weight it's inevitable she will audition again, and they will probably put her through as well...it would make for a 'story' for the show.
Having said all that, IF she manages to slim down, she won't get very far as she's not a good enough singer IMO
So another complete and utter loser becomes a Z list 'celeb' due to shoving untold piles of crap into her gob and whining about it.
I'm sure we'll be seeing her on IAC or something before too long.
What sort of example are the media setting? Don't bother getting a job, sit on your arse all day stuffing your face and we'll make you a reality tv millionaire.
Just pathetic
I'm sure we'll be seeing her on IAC or something before too long.
What sort of example are the media setting? Don't bother getting a job, sit on your arse all day stuffing your face and we'll make you a reality tv millionaire.
Just pathetic
I feel sorry for her. It was blindingly obvious at the XF auditions, and in the media coverage that follows, that she's been pushed into all this nonsense by her parents.
She's little more than a kid with deluded parents, and people calling her spiteful names seriously need to grow up and be less superficial and silly.
She's little more than a kid with deluded parents, and people calling her spiteful names seriously need to grow up and be less superficial and silly.
I hope that she manages to slim down however I hope she doesn't re-audition for the x factor because vocally she isn't strong enough (come to think of it, nor is cheryl..but that's another story ) but as spangledkes said, it would make a good story for cowell and co. 
) but as spangledkes said, it would make a good story for cowell and co.
I have recently treated myself to a sooper dooper 42" LCD TV in the sales...it cost slightly more than the Gross Domestic Income of a small African country and is indeed a thing of opulent beauty.
When the sales advisor, whose name was Jez according to his name badge (which I think is short for Jeremy), asked whether I wanted to take out an additional three year accident warranty, I declined. Little did I know that in the near future I would be putting my foot through this technological marvel upon witnessing a fat, talentless, benefit dodging, fame-obssessed, oxygen thief dumbing down further what's left of the culture in this sad and sorry excuse for a country.
On the bright side, it did come with a very nice stand....
When the sales advisor, whose name was Jez according to his name badge (which I think is short for Jeremy), asked whether I wanted to take out an additional three year accident warranty, I declined. Little did I know that in the near future I would be putting my foot through this technological marvel upon witnessing a fat, talentless, benefit dodging, fame-obssessed, oxygen thief dumbing down further what's left of the culture in this sad and sorry excuse for a country.
On the bright side, it did come with a very nice stand....
Originally Posted by cockneykid1962:
“I have recently treated myself to a sooper dooper 42" LCD TV in the sales...it cost slightly more than the Gross Domestic Income of a small African country and is indeed a thing of opulent beauty.
When the sales advisor, whose name was Jez according to his name badge (which I think is short for Jeremy), asked whether I wanted to take out an additional three year accident warranty, I declined. Little did I know that in the near future I would be putting my foot through this technological marvel upon witnessing a fat, talentless, benefit dodging, fame-obssessed, oxygen thief dumbing down further what's left of the culture in this sad and sorry excuse for a country.
On the bright side, it did come with a very nice stand....”
“I have recently treated myself to a sooper dooper 42" LCD TV in the sales...it cost slightly more than the Gross Domestic Income of a small African country and is indeed a thing of opulent beauty.
When the sales advisor, whose name was Jez according to his name badge (which I think is short for Jeremy), asked whether I wanted to take out an additional three year accident warranty, I declined. Little did I know that in the near future I would be putting my foot through this technological marvel upon witnessing a fat, talentless, benefit dodging, fame-obssessed, oxygen thief dumbing down further what's left of the culture in this sad and sorry excuse for a country.
On the bright side, it did come with a very nice stand....”
Don't worry ,you will still not get to see all of her.
Originally Posted by rufusrufus:
“Don't worry ,you will still not get to see all of her.”
“Don't worry ,you will still not get to see all of her.”
Well, this is true...even with the widescreen and enhanced visual clarity and HD technology, no TV in the world will be able to fit all of her obesity into my living room (so to speak)...but the probablity of her equally idiotic family appearing on my sacred screen may prove too much for my ability for rational thought...I fear the worst...
Originally Posted by cockneykid1962:
“Well, this is true...even with the widescreen and enhanced visual clarity and HD technology, no TV in the world will be able to fit all of her obesity into my living room (so to speak)...but the probablity of her equally idiotic family appearing on my sacred screen may prove too much for my ability for rational thought...I fear the worst...”
“Well, this is true...even with the widescreen and enhanced visual clarity and HD technology, no TV in the world will be able to fit all of her obesity into my living room (so to speak)...but the probablity of her equally idiotic family appearing on my sacred screen may prove too much for my ability for rational thought...I fear the worst...”
That is sooo mean! It made me giggle though until I thought back to all I have eaten in the past 3 days! It does remind me of Rik Waller's video for "I Will Always Love You." Was it me or were all the shots taken conveniently as to show half of him?
Originally Posted by cockneykid1962:
“Well, this is true...even with the widescreen and enhanced visual clarity and HD technology, no TV in the world will be able to fit all of her obesity into my living room (so to speak)...but the probablity of her equally idiotic family appearing on my sacred screen may prove too much for my ability for rational thought...I fear the worst...”
“Well, this is true...even with the widescreen and enhanced visual clarity and HD technology, no TV in the world will be able to fit all of her obesity into my living room (so to speak)...but the probablity of her equally idiotic family appearing on my sacred screen may prove too much for my ability for rational thought...I fear the worst...”
That childish piece of spite made me laugh out loud regardless of its sheer pointlessness, I have to admit.
I hope she auditions with her entire family as a group.
If Louis gets the groups again, perhaps they'll be put through.
If Louis gets the groups again, perhaps they'll be put through.
"... extraordinary stories about lives less ordinary. This series will give viewers a fascinating insight into the Chawner family, portraying a deeply moving and emotional story."
Well who could argue with such press release brilliance?
Well who could argue with such press release brilliance?
Originally Posted by tommygunner:
“I hope she auditions with her entire family as a group.
If Louis gets the groups again, perhaps they'll be put through.”
“I hope she auditions with her entire family as a group.
If Louis gets the groups again, perhaps they'll be put through.”
Well the twins got through this year so it could happen and Emma and her sister run rings around them vocally and in entertainment value.
Originally Posted by DogmaLoki:
“"... extraordinary stories about lives less ordinary. This series will give viewers a fascinating insight into the Chawner family, portraying a deeply moving and emotional story."
Well who could argue with such press release brilliance?”
“"... extraordinary stories about lives less ordinary. This series will give viewers a fascinating insight into the Chawner family, portraying a deeply moving and emotional story."
Well who could argue with such press release brilliance?”
I can't wait to see the dad making new outfits for her, that dress he designed and made last year was a triumph.
Judging by the monstrosities Cheryl was wearing this season she could do worse than to seek his advice too.
Originally Posted by rufusrufus:
“Well the twins got through this year so it could happen and Emma and her sister run rings around them vocally and in entertainment value.”
“Well the twins got through this year so it could happen and Emma and her sister run rings around them vocally and in entertainment value.”
Doubt they could manage running one ring without a rest stop.
Originally Posted by KBBJ:
“Doubt they could manage running one ring without a rest stop.”
“Doubt they could manage running one ring without a rest stop.
”
Well that's why they would be more entertaining than the twins, there is nothing more comical than fat people waddling all over the place, is there?
Originally Posted by Sara Webb:
“That childish piece of spite made me laugh out loud regardless of its sheer pointlessness, I have to admit.”
“That childish piece of spite made me laugh out loud regardless of its sheer pointlessness, I have to admit.
”
Childish pointless spite is my speciality...I'm already limbering up for 'Britian's Got Spite', which I believe will be a more interesting development in the overcrowded world of shite TV reality/talent(less) shows...
Originally Posted by rufusrufus:
“Well the twins got through this year so it could happen and Emma and her sister run rings around them vocally and in entertainment value.”
“Well the twins got through this year so it could happen and Emma and her sister run rings around them vocally and in entertainment value.”
Just so long as they don't have to physically run rings round them...that might actually take longer than the scheduled series...
Originally Posted by rufusrufus:
“Well that's why they would be more entertaining than the twins, there is nothing more comical than fat people waddling all over the place, is there?”
“Well that's why they would be more entertaining than the twins, there is nothing more comical than fat people waddling all over the place, is there?”
Oh, I dunno. Keyboard warriors wearing string vests and posting from their parents' basement do it for me every time.
Originally Posted by KBBJ:
“Oh, I dunno. Keyboard warriors wearing string vests and posting from their parents' basement do it for me every time.”
“Oh, I dunno. Keyboard warriors wearing string vests and posting from their parents' basement do it for me every time.”
Look, I've told you before, I only wore the vest for a bet...okay!
Good luck to you Emma,
Hope you find fame and fortune by appearing on the show.
Hope they are paying you well.
You will be able to buy some lovely clothes for yourself too.
Hope you find fame and fortune by appearing on the show.
Hope they are paying you well.
You will be able to buy some lovely clothes for yourself too.
Her parents think she has a "god given gift" with her singing. However they are the ultimate in the worst that Britain can offer society. Fat, lazy, overweight and living off the state. They are typical of the "get famous quick" genre of society.
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