No idea, but he was infinitely better-looking than Mickey. Martha needs her head read if she ditched him for the gormless Mickey.

Yesh, that is what martha is, like the child catcher but a female women who steals other peoples partners..

The Cock Catcher maybe

And there I was thinking that was CJH's middle name

Could you PM the address to me please?

i thought that was any port in a storm

hes a omnisexual guy as they say

I doubt you'll even remember the title after a week or 6 months

well there's a challenge

Is that thunder I hear? *she says hopefully*

fingers crossed that he turns up in the next series of torchwood - eye candy for the ladies and not jack!

Well PM me in a week or 6 months

He's a Time Lord and regenerated into a mickey look-alike, in the same way doc 5 looks like Commander Maxil

Fixed that for you

You know it's a rule that torchwood only employs people who are at least bi-curious, Jack would be chasing him around Cardiff Bay in no time

Speaking of which, I'm sure our favourite Time Agent would be mortified at the suggestion of anyone else being the stand out slut of the whoniverse.

Its only a Joke!!! I'm messing around..

Dont worry i think we worked that out at the beginning

Children fans will nevertheless be worried and upset at the thread title.

Some people didn't. Have a look back at some of the posts

I know you are hon, and I know for certain that if this was real people not fictional characters there is no way you would have started this thread, and I certainly wouldn't have contributed to it.

I know you've looked into changing the thread title but it's not possible to change it now unless some kindly mod can do it *waves frantically to mods*

gives the thread a little push


yeah that would be nice of them

This is wholly out of line - knowing you were out of line but only admitting it after the fact.
This is a children's television show - be responsible or post about some other show that is for adults only.

As far as i'm aware you had to be over 16 to join.

But not to view in any way.
Marvellous programme for the children and well done to the writers and makers.

Best. Thread. Ever.

I apologise unreservedly if I have caused you, or any casual reader any offence, it certainly was not my intention, or the intention of the thread, if I thought this thread was out of line in any way I would not have contributed to it.

I may be a Martha Fan but I DO have a sense of humour, I thought this was quite funny actually!

Don't worry about it, it's pretty obvious you were joking (well to me anyway).