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Old 04-01-2010, 18:39
Mrs Mackintosh
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I had a really disturbing erotic dream about the little rat faced toad this morning and it's stayed with me all day.

This is wrong on so many levels.

1. He is a rat faced toad
2. I am old enough to be his mother
3. He is a rat faced toad

Please, people, metaphorically slap the snot out of me so the craving goes away!!
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Old 04-01-2010, 19:37
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I certainly dont fancy david but he's one of my fave characters in the street! I think he's hilarious to watch!
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Old 04-01-2010, 19:41
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It could be worse... Gail could've featured in your dream too.
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Old 04-01-2010, 19:45
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I once had one about Liz...
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Old 04-01-2010, 19:49
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I once had one about Liz...
Only once

Graeme regularly features in my dreams
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Old 04-01-2010, 19:56
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I prefer Gary Windass! Phwoar!
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:27
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I prefer Gary Windass! Phwoar!
Agreed! He's really fit in real life.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:33
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Gary Windass is shaggable! I didn't like Jack Shepherd but I met him in real life a few weeks ago, and he was STUNNING. I wanted to jump him but understood I'd properly be removed/arrested.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:12
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Deidre all the way. She even removed her specs for me. Gail video taped it.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:23
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Deidre all the way. She even removed her specs for me. Gail video taped it.
Hahaha.

Anyway, for me it's Gary Windass or Jason.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:33
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I haven't watched Corrie in a while, but is David still as tangoed as he was about 6 months ago? Cos if so then , bleurrrgggh!

I agree with the people who say Gary Windass is fit, he is!
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:38
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no takers for Eddie Windass then?
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Old 05-01-2010, 17:33
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Gail was in the periphery somewhere...

I had another one last night. I'm seriously concerned for my mental health.

I think I might have a feasible excuse for this delusional behaviour in that I'm mental for John Simm and the Demonic one certainly has a "look" of him.

Actually, scrub that, there is no excuse. Resume slapping the snot out of me people.
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Old 05-01-2010, 17:49
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God help you indeed
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:37
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I don't think even God can help you with that one!
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:48
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The Platt Creature is vile and not remotely funny
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Old 06-01-2010, 09:53
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Don't worry, I definitely would - I've always thought he was fit!
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