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Old 05-01-2010, 23:26
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Old 05-01-2010, 23:32
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Not something I'd want to see that's for sure. Poor Darren it must have been hell for the lad.
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Old 05-01-2010, 23:36
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Didn't they do it in the Club toilets?
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Old 05-01-2010, 23:37
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Didn't they do it in the Club toilets?
Nope, the EP said it's clear they went home and didn't.
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Old 05-01-2010, 23:49
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If he was on top he would've burned his arse on the lightbulb. But then they probably had the light off...
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Old 06-01-2010, 00:20
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To be honest, I'd still feel sorry for him if he was on the top...
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Old 06-01-2010, 00:39
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I can just imagine a Darren-Heather Kama Sutra. Missionary and Doggy are the best positions for conception though...
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Old 06-01-2010, 00:49
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What a pleasant thought.
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Old 06-01-2010, 00:55
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They probably used yoghurt as lubricant
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Old 06-01-2010, 02:14
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They probably used yoghurt as lubricant
thankyou so much for prolonging the agony.
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Old 06-01-2010, 02:53
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I doubt they needed much lubricant
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:06
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I doubt they needed much lubricant
Your probably right. They probably went for some sensual tantric stuff before they went for the main event meaning they were both as slippery as a fish.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:56
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that is a ghastly image, never mind beer goggles you would have to be blind deaf & dumb to bed that creature heather
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Old 06-01-2010, 04:02
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This is not for the faint hearted...
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Old 06-01-2010, 04:11
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This is not for the faint hearted...
Now just add a "Look who's talking" style sperm journey from sack to the egg and you have the full picture
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Old 06-01-2010, 07:45
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We get it. She's fat. Grow up.
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Old 06-01-2010, 07:46
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I feel sorry for Heather if she kissed that gangrene mouth.
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Old 06-01-2010, 09:11
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I still have a hard time believing that darren would sleep with heather, or heather would sleep with darren, the only way it would be possible, or plausible in my opinion is if darren forced Heather, but considering that, i dont believe he would have done such a thing.
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Old 06-01-2010, 09:26
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Ughhh, Awful thought for so early in the morning.
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