lol ohhh jade are you drying now into you continental breakfast with jeff.
you announce your pregnancy which meotism predicted on here ..

Yesterday you and jeff probably arranged your press gettogether the likes of heat ok new ect all there all fighting for your story

AND WHAT HAPPENS

posh gets wind of all your publicity and leaks out her huubbys having affair.

lol lol but if we are really lucky it may be true the beckham one has played with his golden balls elsewere

lots of posh becks publicity media frenzy and jade lol loses her deal with heat

No way did Becks have an affair, poor Victoria - its her birthday on 17th April.

yes and shes 30
and as reported by the sun
she rang david and said ohh david u ave spoiled my birthday poor victoria
lol
jade will be fuming

Ha Ha Ha.....Big Lol.......Good spot DonnaBC.....that sinks Jade's announcement.....Why it's enough to push a celebrity incubator into the middle pages!!!!!!!!!

thanks mesotism i was reading all the press coverage in betweem putting posts on here and i just imagined posh getting her aids on here heres how victoria plotted against Jade

Posh screeching down the mobile
"damnn daviid daviid that common jade girl is getting more coverage in ok than me what shall we doo mu pop chat stardom has flopped the sales of our xmas fvf as a family with me singing my hip hop songs are being sold in the pound shop your personal assistants just texted me to tell me apparently shes dead clever and knows how to use the internet what should i do she said the xmas calenders are in the pound shop as well"

David
Whatteveer babe jordan didnt get the better of did she babe u do whats right.

Posh i know i will davids had an affair with you claudia and il beat that damnn jade of the phone evryone will feel sorry for me and we will be booked up for months on ok
magazine.

will be continued if there is a continued interest

oops spelling meant to say sales of dvds
and what shall we do my pop stardom has failed sorry its the stella what a celeb lovers weekend

I feel sorry for the beckhams, there easy targets, all it take is a z list celeb to spout something off about them, she earns her pound of flesh and the world media gets rich........where is society heading.

society is now split in a few categories

Those who love reality tv

those who sadly dont

It's like getting pregnant to try to stay famous......it's a sick society we live in...... You know..instead of teaching are kids values we tell them it's fine to bite the heads of rabbits......albeit chocolate....

although i love celeb gossip and reality tv i can see the irony in it all and how people react to a bit of fame.
i just hope and pray my daughters dont grow up wanting to marry footballers or be on reality tv lol

update 6.4.2004

Jade is sat in her mansion in essex after puking up in the loo lol looking at jeff she screams
" jeff that bloody posh got a trip to switzerland her and becks are staying in a chalet that costs 20 grand a week i bet ok are there im gonna phone my bloody agent and i want to know why we only got to stay in the grand canaria"

Jeff " well jade our agent said that if we mixed with other people there your profile would look betterand the poor people did say u were lovely and looked like liz hurley"

Jade " i dont bloody care that B*** POSH who does she think she is upstaging my glory"

after nearly a week i see the beckhams are still hogging the press tv coverage ect ect how jade and other minor celebs must be fuming look at the action jordan is now taking :
at a certain celeb do i cant rember which one the newly angelic im in love give me a recording contract JORDAN turned up in no not a white jogging suit but a little pink dress basque thing described by the sun as a pink hankerchief
looking like a right tart and when asked about the beckham affair she quoted "thats boring " lol

Well if David comes back to London-Arsenal or Chelsea and he is single by then -maybe the girlfriend of NUFJW can fix him up with a trial at Date Kate's Mates.
Should be interesting-right whose first?

They can fume all they like its doing my Celebdaq balance the power of good