You would confide in the local gossip, knowing that she can't keep a secret for longer than a week.

You would never want to get in a car.

If you were a bloke you'd think twice before getting into a relationship with Leah as doing so could prove hazardous to your health

You leave school to either get a job in The Diner, at the local paper or on the boats. If you felt a bit more ambitious you'd become a teacher or copper.

If you are a teacher at SBH you *will* be offered the principal's position at some point.

Even if you are the most rebellious and horrid character when you first arrive you'll have completely reformed and become a pillar of the community and well liked by everyone within a couple of months.

The most common causes of death will be cancer.

You will be stalked at least once in your life.

Oh no not another one!
Here goes,
You would be brainwashed by a cult, fostered by Irene, sit on the beach and watch the sunrise, get lost in the bush, shipwrecked, survive hurricanes earthquakes and bush fires, go to the city, get married on the beach. And a strange man would say 'flaming' alot

If you are a rapist or a killer you will be let out of jail quickly and soon be forgiven by the rest of the Bay's residents.

You will decide you are gay for 5 minutes then change your mind 5 minutes later.

Your boob will magically grow back after being removed and you will spend most of your time walking around in a bikini.

Your local hospital would only have one doctor called Rachel, who specializes not only in general medicine, but surgery and delivering babies.

You would only get a job either in the bay or Yabby Creek

Someone you know WILL get lost in the bush at some point, only to be rescued by Alf and his team

You'll spend most of your day in the diner or the surf club.

If your a guy, your guaranteed to be in a relationship with Martha.

If you come into the bay without parents, Irene WILL take you in.

I know at least 2 out of 3 of these apply to Alf right ?

Don't forget that as a 15 year old you can be whisked off to Japan for 6 months with an ex-boyfriend you've been avoiding like the plague, and only 2 weeks chaperoning from your foster mum (and pick up the lingo in 2 weeks according to her.)

You will also come into Summer Bay as a tramp, tell a random person shes your sibling only to be given her massive house to move into as she moves out of the Bay. You will then go to the school and are offered a job as a teacher when you tell the headteacher that you know a bit of Maths and English!

The words 'flamin' and 'galah' will become part of your everyday vocabulary.

Originally Posted by jagged_death:
“If you are a rapist or a killer you will be let out of jail quickly and soon be forgiven by the rest of the Bay's residents.

You will decide you are gay for 5 minutes then change your mind 5 minutes later.

Your boob will magically grow back after being removed and you will spend most of your time walking around in a bikini.”

The one about the boobs is about Martha, the one about being rapist, maybe Kane or Jonah. and walking around in your bikini applies to every girl there.

Someone you know will be hospitalised every day

People will get over losses of love ones in a week

You will sleep with Nicole

If you order food, you will rarely finish it, often just a few bites

The dangers of things such as drugs, drink, unsafe sex, etc (all those kinds of topics) will increase 100 fold, especially if you are young.

No one could get a car as insurance would be too expensive, reflecting the 100% chance you have of having a smash there eventually.

You would have your own ward and nurses in the hospital

you will experience at least one (but mainly two) crazy stalkers within your lifetime

you will swap boyfriends with your best mate, then swap him for another one of your mates bf's

You will at least once be arrested for a crime you did not commit

You will work out in the gym with the least equipment ever!

You will have your breakfast, lunch, dinner and coffee in the diner all in the one day. every day

You will have unlimited cash in order to purchase said dinners, breakfasts etc..

You will get close to sitting your exams, then decide its not right for you

You will be held hostage at some point in your life

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Originally Posted by jagged_death View Post
If you are a rapist or a killer you will be let out of jail quickly and soon be forgiven by the rest of the Bay's residents.

You will decide you are gay for 5 minutes then change your mind 5 minutes later.

Your boob will magically grow back after being removed and you will spend most of your time walking around in a bikini.


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Originally Posted by Severian View Post
I know at least 2 out of 3 of these apply to Alf right ?

Thanks for attempting to clear that lot up. I think you'll find that Alf does walk around in his bikini, it's just that because he's shy, he chooses to do it at night.

Yes, the last two.

Well the rapists were Jonah, Kane and Henk and the killer was of course Angelo. All ended up romaing around the countryside free as a bird.

i love this thread, it cracks me up

we would all be dead.

or maybe people would only think we are but really we're in witness protection

we could always go back and visit our family dressed as a teddy bear though

As long as the teddy bear wasn't wearing a bikini - that would be too weird to believe.

you would be a girl with a boys name.

You would be as orange a can of tango.

You would get your dental work done by Mr Ed's favourite dentist.

You have bad-mouthed practically everyone in the diner at sometime or other, but never ever had food or crockery thrown at you, even though they know you couldn't move fast enough to avoid it.

Why can't Mr. Ed (jnr) appear as a guest ?