I don't know if this will work but thought I'd give it a go after the ridiculousness that happened with the movie thread and descriptions by one poster of avatar.

Now the idea is to edit the movie synopsis to extremes but still have it recognisable for example (and a rather crap one).

Man laments loss of childhood ride. - Citizen Kane

and my starter is.

Incestuous couple saves universe.

Batman And Robin?

Nah that's not incestuous just closet gay and they've only succeed in saving Gotham.

Clue?

Armageddon ?

Star Wars?