Ok, here goes, one very long (and biased) tour report
First of all, I managed to get my ticket swapped for second row, so I had a great view and it was such an awesome show. Warm up guy had us all singing Daydream Believer and getting people to admit how many times they’d been to the show

Cute little girl inevitably won the programme...anyway, the show:
Pro jive
Loved it, that’s about all there is to say! I was mostly watching James & Ola as they’re by far my favourites of the touring pros, and they didn’t disappoint. But Brian and Kristina were dancing right in front of me and seemed to be having fun too, it was genuinely a party atmosphere. My only complaint is that it wasn’t very long! Aliona and Matt, for what I saw of them, were also good.
Kelly & Matt
First off, her outfit was horrible, although by far not the worst (more on that later)! I thought it was ok, lacking in energy overall which the judges picked up on. I love watching Matt Cutler jive and was glad he came to my side of the arena when they split

It didn’t make me want to cheer or get up and dance, and I wasn’t overly impressed with a lift all the judges seemed to like...anyway, 35 was a fair score.
Their AS was much better, and her dress was really beautiful. They looked like they were loving every second of it and I didn’t see any reason why they shouldn’t have got full marks!
Ali & Brian
Ok, apologies to the Ali & Brian fans, but I’m going to be brutally honest here. Their banter about an ‘engagement’ was really quite off-putting and totally unnecessary. Brian did the ‘forget about the 10s, let’s get married anyway’ line and it came across as really stilted and rehearsed, both looking totally uncomfortable with having to do it, and of course Craig gave them a 9 just because. Their VW was good, as it always is, and I didn’t really see her do much wrong apart from being slightly out of sync with Brian in one movement when they broke hold, but it wasn’t magical. Fairly marked, although it could easily have had 40 I suppose seeing as she danced it equally to her Blackpool effort.
Her samba did nothing for me either. She came out shaking her hips then had to stop and start the hip action when the music started to get it in time. I’m still not drawn in by her performance – it all seemed too sweet to be a proper samba. Fairly marked, and she was obviously popular in the arena.
Ricky & Aliona
I don’t really know what to say about them, because they were pretty dreadful. Ricky did the deliberate trip, and then second time round brought the caution sign out, and I actually wondered if they made deliberate mistakes in their dances so the judges could utilise their scathing criticism. Their paso was good for the first few beats, then Aliona was almost shaking her head in bemusement in the middle of it as it collapsed. As for their VW, again it was ok at the start, but they started spinning and it just looked clumsy, and at one point Aliona even took her hand off Ricky’s shoulder while they were in hold, so it really wasn’t good. But they were funny and taking it in their stride, and got a good reception from the audience, although not when Kate asked if we’d vote for them! He's a nice guy, but it's not a great partnership, and that's not entirely his fault or entirely Aliona's.
Austin & Lilia
Totally deserved the win, I thought their jive was great, really fun and lots of bounce and swing - absolutely undermarked! And Lilia had 2 fantastic outfits (although did she actually change after the pro jive – her outfit looked very similar!), I thought she danced well the whole show.
Their tango was just amazing, dance of the night by a mile, and Kate commented that it was the best he’d danced it all tour, and the best reception any dance had had – the crowd went wild, cheering, clapping and footstamping so it took a while for Craig to even get to say anything – voted for him just because of that amazing tango, and he and Lilia make a fantastic partnership, the best of the 4 newly-formed partnerships by a mile.
Natalie & Darren
Didn’t impress me at all. Their quickstep was so slow it could hardly be called a quickstep, and though she seemed to be enjoying it, it looked very laboured. Plus she had a strange fascinator in her hair which clashed with her dress. Their cha cha was fairly bad as well, no real bounce or life to it, and I actually got distracted texting in my votes...
Zoe & James
My second favourites. I thought the connection they established in their waltz was fantastic, they really looked like they were enjoying it (and their VT at the start was funny too). Deserved a 40 for performance alone, and they got a good reception from the crowd. James was being cheeky backstage (and Chris then copied him a bit!) which was very funny.
Their rumba was equally as good a performance, not a 40 standard overall but still undermarked in my opinion. Arlene got James to demonstrate perfect spinal position and hip action to Zoe, and I must say I enjoyed that
Chris & Ola
I am blatently biased towards these two, so I absolutely loved them, even though they were of course far from the best technically. Their VT was hilarious, as was their backstage clip where Chris was teasing Ola. I thought their rumba was really good, glad Ola got her costume fixed! They had an incredible connection, just as much as they did on the show, and they were really feeling the dance in a way that was lacking in a lot of the Latin. Bruno only gave them a 7, which was ridiculous, and he said Chris had a face like a hamster, which was untrue. He should’ve had another point or two in my opinion.
Their Foxtrot was just beautiful. They came right over to where I was sitting and I got to see the look of enjoyment on their faces. Ola kissed Chris on the forehead and cheek, leaving a big red lipstick mark. I wish she’d worn her original foxtrot dress though... They got a good mark, and Ola made the comment about Chris’ bottom that she did the other night in response to Craig complaint, got a laugh from the crowd. She was really lovely, asking the judges to be nice to ‘my little Chris’ because he tries so hard, which was really sweet. They were just genuine, friendly sweet, unlike the saccharine nonsense Ali & Brian had to do..
Mark & Kristina
I didn’t rate Kristina at all in their AT – I thought Mark outdanced her and it was unfortunate that they lost the timing at the end, otherwise they would’ve probably got full marks. Their salsa was fantastic though, really enjoyed it, as did the whole arena – he got an Austin-esque foot-stomping reaction. I thought their AT was overmarked, but the 40 for the salsa was spot on. Kristina looked like a yeti (or a canary) in the salsa though - the most hideous outfit ever seen on Strictly by a long, long way.
Pro quickstep
Loved it. Again was only really watching James and Ola who performed it really well despite their lack of specialism in ballroom. Didn’t really rate Aliona in it, she was a bit messy, and Kristina playing the Marilyn Monroe role was a bit clichéd...but overall it was a really good end to the first half.
Group Charleston
I didn’t want to miss this so I was seated when the warm up guy came back on. I thought the Charleston was really good. I watched Team Cola for most of it so can’t really pass fair comment on most of the others, but Austin and Lilia and James and Zoe’s solo spots were great. Chris and Ola’s reprisal of their routine was awesome to see live, although it did feel a little bit flat towards the end, and Ola seemed a bit off during the first part of the number, before they do their solo – she danced perfectly well, but it was clear from her face that she was either uncomfortable or just not enjoying it – I think (from lip-reading) that Chris at one point even asked her was she ok. Her back was turned to me so I couldn’t lip-read what she said. She cheered up considerably for their solo, although she didn’t look too happy at the very end either. But she was fine by the time they did their Foxtrot and smiling in the finale, so hopefully if anything was wrong it wasn’t too serious
Ian and Natalie’s showdance
I didn’t warm to Natalie on the show, but their dance was really good. Her dress was stunning and it was really nice to see some ballroom showdance. I loved the part to Live and Let Die as well, and Ian looked like he was having fun playing with her discarded skirt as he took it offstage. Kate declared that it suited him, and that Craig was jealous
Finale
I already said that I think Austin and Lilia deserved to win, and it was really nice that he paid tribute to her dancing as well. At my side of the stage we got Ricky & Aliona, Natalie & Darren, Ian & Natalie and Zoe & James dancing in front of us during the finale, then Craig, Bruno and Arlene when they joined in. Brian and Ian jumped over to give some girls in the front row a kiss, and Natalie came over to kiss an old lady who couldn’t stand up for the finale. Kelly was the last to leave the stage, she was throwing streamers into the audience.
Overall I had a really good time, definitely worth going to see! Glad I got to see Team Cola live and glad Austin and Lilia got another win – I’m rooting for them to win the tour overall seeing as it’s obviously not going to be Zoe and James...