Well I know this will sound crazy but I have heard stories of humans marrying animals. Also I read on Metro today that a swan divorced its partner of two years and got a new girlfriend.

Well I would like to have a platonic relationship with a animal, not in a sexual way. But for him or her to be my soulmate. I am sure if I raised the animal from it is a baby we will have very strong bond. And I cannot wait for this to happen!

What sort of animal would you like to marry moila?

Well I would like to marry a baby horse, kitten, puppy and raise them so we will have that connection they will love me, and I will love them back. That wil be the only way!

Hm. Is that bigamy though?

Seems more like polygamy if you ask me.

But I want so many animals, I dont know how I will choose one over the other and achieve my dream it wont fit in my house!

No its not big of you and it ain't funny either.

Surely it would be better to live with them first for a while to make sure you're compatible?

I mean, the divorce rate is getting worse by the day, and co-habiting isn't taboo any more.

If you're still together after a couple of years then go for it.

Do you hope to have a family with them?

I've raised a fair few cats from kittens, you do get a strong bond, the buggers are sitting on me now! I have no plans to divorce my delightfully human wife and marry a cat though. I think Moila should marry a penguin. He's ready dressed for the occasion.

A girl I know got engaged to a Bear.

I believe that beastiality is against the law.

Are you sure it was a bear?

It may have just been someone who looked like a bear.

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

Baaa.

This is what is colloquially - and actually, ironically called JUMPING THE SHARK

I thought bears where hairy gay guys?

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You are on the ball.

Did you ever fancy a dog called Sparky?

(I think I know moila. At least, I hope no two people like this exist..)

Marry a cockroach, lovely creatures.

Jerry Springer will be happy to arrange the marriage service

But if you want to marry all of them maybe you need a Mormon preacher

What is the age of consent for those animals though?

If they have to be grown up to decided to marry would you still want to marry adut animals Moila?

You can only marry grown up animals, not baby animals.

Is it not possible for you to have a bond with an animal without a marriage? Marriage is between 2 consenting adult human who can read, understand and sign a marriage license.

Not strictly true, or always a necesary requirement, but I agree with your sentiment.