Are you and your pet compatable?
Scorpio - Gemini - One star - Run away while you can.
Just like everything to do with astrology - Utter Guff
Just like everything to do with astrology - Utter Guff
Quote:
“You Gemini, your pet Taurus *
Get another pet to marry; yours is married to the fridge.
You two will drive one another up the wall. Your pet is an absolute bore, doesn't appreciate your happy, flighty ways, prefers sleeping to excitement and will not cooperate with your friends. All she wants to do is lounge in the sun, lap up the attention that you're expected to supply 24/7, and boy can she eat. How on earth can she possibly keep up with you with all that excess flab? And it's no good you trying to convert her, as a) you don't have the patience, and b) she's as stubborn as a bull. Get another pet to marry, so long as you keep her constantly supplied with the largest tub of quality pet food going, she probably won't even notice.”
“You Gemini, your pet Taurus *
Get another pet to marry; yours is married to the fridge.
You two will drive one another up the wall. Your pet is an absolute bore, doesn't appreciate your happy, flighty ways, prefers sleeping to excitement and will not cooperate with your friends. All she wants to do is lounge in the sun, lap up the attention that you're expected to supply 24/7, and boy can she eat. How on earth can she possibly keep up with you with all that excess flab? And it's no good you trying to convert her, as a) you don't have the patience, and b) she's as stubborn as a bull. Get another pet to marry, so long as you keep her constantly supplied with the largest tub of quality pet food going, she probably won't even notice.”
Total rubbish I am afraid (not that I am interested in a love match with my pet
- it's more moila's thing!!)My girl is slender as a rake, eats when she is hungry but not excessively and has no interest in "human" food.... She rarely sleeps if we are home as she is still quite young and she loves having visitors - she is a nosey little monster!!
Not really no.
Much as you'd like her to be, your pet is just not a romantic, and you'll find it difficult to sustain this relationship. (her is actually a him)
I'll have to tell my poor dog the wedding's off. I doubt he'll care.
Much as you'd like her to be, your pet is just not a romantic, and you'll find it difficult to sustain this relationship. (her is actually a him)
I'll have to tell my poor dog the wedding's off. I doubt he'll care.
You Sagittarius, your pet Leo *****
Whatever you do don't ever let go of your pet. You couldn't find a better partner if you tried.
In your fiery friend is the partner of your dreams. She is the happiest, sunniest pet you could ever imagine, and she'll be perfectly happy to accompany you forever, just so long as you consent to her being boss. All your friends will think her gorgeous, she'll happily perform all her tricks on cue and she'll strut around as if she owns the place. Pamper her, and she'll bowl you over with love. She'll insist on her own way at all times, but you're so easy going that this won't bother you. She is protective and fearless and will be your loyal friend for life. Avoid leaving her alone if possible, and make sure she feels like the apple of everyone's eye, and you'll have a warm and generous friend for life who will always want to protect you.
Thing is my pet is a he!!!!!!
Whatever you do don't ever let go of your pet. You couldn't find a better partner if you tried.
In your fiery friend is the partner of your dreams. She is the happiest, sunniest pet you could ever imagine, and she'll be perfectly happy to accompany you forever, just so long as you consent to her being boss. All your friends will think her gorgeous, she'll happily perform all her tricks on cue and she'll strut around as if she owns the place. Pamper her, and she'll bowl you over with love. She'll insist on her own way at all times, but you're so easy going that this won't bother you. She is protective and fearless and will be your loyal friend for life. Avoid leaving her alone if possible, and make sure she feels like the apple of everyone's eye, and you'll have a warm and generous friend for life who will always want to protect you.
Thing is my pet is a he!!!!!!
Astrology is a load of sh!te.
***StressMonkey quickly looks up date of manufacture for her toaster.......***
***StressMonkey quickly looks up date of manufacture for her toaster.......***
Originally Posted by StressMonkey:
“Astrology is a load of sh!te.
***StressMonkey quickly looks up date of manufacture for her toaster.......***”
“Astrology is a load of sh!te.
***StressMonkey quickly looks up date of manufacture for her toaster.......***”
You and your toaster are keeping me amused today.
I hope it lasts to a golden tone of contentment
and he doesn't turn into a cantankerous, crusty old thing, 
or blow a fuse and become brown bread*Tass gets her coat*
Originally Posted by Tass:
“
You and your toaster are keeping me amused today.
I hope it lasts to a golden tone of contentment and he doesn't turn into a cantankerous, crusty old thing, or blow a fuse and become brown bread
*Tass gets her coat*”
“
You and your toaster are keeping me amused today.
I hope it lasts to a golden tone of contentment
and he doesn't turn into a cantankerous, crusty old thing, or blow a fuse and become brown bread*Tass gets her coat*
”
I was hoping to hear the Pitta patter of tiny feet, but I guess there'll be naan of that
I suppose I should stick to my (crum)pets.
Originally Posted by StressMonkey:
“I was hoping to hear the Pitta patter of tiny feet, but I guess there'll be naan of that
I suppose I should stick to my (crum)pets.”
“I was hoping to hear the Pitta patter of tiny feet, but I guess there'll be naan of that
I suppose I should stick to my (crum)pets.”
*Tass takes her coat off*
Ah well you could always poppadum to the shops for a new one if he does become toast
*....and puts it back on again *
Looks like not!!
This relationship is most likely just not worth the effort.
Your pet may still be by your side, but it's probably only because she's too stubborn to admit that it's not working, or because she bullishly thinks she can fix everything with brute force. She will plague you with her lack of tidiness and discipline, and ignore all your commands. Nagging her is useless, as she'll just fly off the handle and shout back. For her, life is a battle to be won, including you, and she'll stop at nothing until she has you where she wants you. She will feel constantly criticised and you'll feel bullied.
This relationship is most likely just not worth the effort.
Your pet may still be by your side, but it's probably only because she's too stubborn to admit that it's not working, or because she bullishly thinks she can fix everything with brute force. She will plague you with her lack of tidiness and discipline, and ignore all your commands. Nagging her is useless, as she'll just fly off the handle and shout back. For her, life is a battle to be won, including you, and she'll stop at nothing until she has you where she wants you. She will feel constantly criticised and you'll feel bullied.
Originally Posted by Tass:
“*Tass takes her coat off*
Ah well you could always poppadum to the shops for a new one if he does become toast
*....and puts it back on again *”
“*Tass takes her coat off*
Ah well you could always poppadum to the shops for a new one if he does become toast
*....and puts it back on again *
”
I'm a bit short on dough at the minute though.
I'm leaven now, can't loaf around all day
***StressMonkey gets coat and calls taxi***
Originally Posted by StressMonkey:
“I'm a bit short on dough at the minute though.
I'm leaven now, can't loaf around all day
***StressMonkey gets coat and calls taxi***”
“I'm a bit short on dough at the minute though.
I'm leaven now, can't loaf around all day
***StressMonkey gets coat and calls taxi***”
Yes we really ought to stop this now, it's not as though we have muffin else to get done all day.
Currently I should be walking the dogs to exercise my buns or I doughnut what I'll be looking like soon.
*offers to share taxi fare with Stressmonkey*
