Okay, some of you might be thinking "this is verging on silly now" however, there are gay and straight marriages now recognized.

Read some of these stories

http://marryyourpet.com/stories.html

Okay, it is silly, but why should these people and their partners denied the same legal rights as the rest of us?

Just like you can get married you can also get divorced

http://divorceyourpet.com/

Because animals cannot say 'yes'.

This isn't even comparable to same sex marriage. There is consent in same sex relationships that you cannot get with animals.

What would a cat do with half a house in the event of a divorce?

Verging on silly?

No. Marriage to anyone or anything that can not give consent should not be recognised.

Although I am quite attracted to my toaster.........

Now you ARE being silly

It's a very nice toaster

It'll be more useful than some other partners too, and nice and warm to cuddle up to................hmmm, I'm starting to see the attraction in this

Conversely they can't say no!!

Oh I don't know, have you seen the teeth, hooves and claws on some of them?

I would take that as a pretty clear NO!

Our Staffie already thinks she's number 2 in the house and me number 3 LOL

Somebody's already been preparing the way
The Great Ape Personhood lobby
Let's face it, they're already among us but we've just been too polite to say so.


The same a dog would I imagine...

Absolute lunacy! And I should think highly illegal too, if you attempt to consummate the marriage. Or extremely dangerous and painful in the case of StressMonkey's toaster.

Much as I love them, I will not be marrying my two tortoises. Just imagine how much I would have to shell out for that wedding!

Doh! A pun worthy of inclusion in the Silly Sausage. http://www.sillysausage.***************/index.php

OP you need serious help, this is not even funny, it's disturbing.

Should trolls be allowed to post in forums?

Just don't get caught in the slot

This thread has been closed as it is not constructive.