Its my granddaughter. I don't want her growing up thinking nanny sits around the house naked or in her skimpy's. One day she will have to go to school, out of the mouths of babes.

Dashes off to shop to buy ugly boots to complete the look

Oh dear - that has reduced me to a sniggering, sobbing wreck!!!

Thanks for that!!

oh you are a granny, in that case you should be wearing a long pleated skirt, some sensible shoes, a jumper with no cleavage, and a triangular scarf over your hair

We'll need photographic evidence - or we won't believe you!!!

You forgot to mention the American Tan support tights and big pants!!!

Agreed!

95% of men are right.

Edit: Oops...Great minds an all that...

have you got a "Time Machine". I will need a "Time Machine" to go back and get this for you. Mini James, to the "Time Machine"

Why only 95% of men? I would have thought it was much higher

I'm sorry - I would lend you mine but sadly, my time machine doesn't come with the capital letters and inverted commas ......... it's one of the early models so it's practically obsolete now. Can't get the spare parts, you see!!

They're really great for pre-judging and identifing a 'type' of person.

I will have to ask number 2 and frau farbischner if they can assist the both of us

I'm sure some men are beyond caring. Probably the ones who's hairy bum cleavage is on display above their jeans, and their beer gut is overflowing at the front, with a beer and curry stained T shirt too short to hide it.

the other 5% are also fashion sheep and they are actually wearing Ugg boots and velour trackpants as a combo

Do they make velour tracksuits for blokes then?

yes they do

I believe Sean John is the label of choice

I saw Keiran Richardson (sunderland footballer) come out of his mums house after her the other day, wearing nothing but velour track pants

not even uggs on his precious feet

I wore my Ugg style (far too poor for the real thing) wooly boots in the sonw. I wont make the same mistake again! Soggy feet all day!!!! then i dried them off on the radiator and the sole shrunk

Thats nanny not granny. I'm 44 not 74. And as for the rest politely naff off. I'm nowhere near ready to dress like the Queen just yet.

I love my UGG boots, they are expensive, I paid £160 for them, but worth every penny, they are cool with a pair of skinny jeans and they are so warm and comfortable !!!

the queen is hot

Now you mention it, I'm sure I have seem some pictures of Freddie Mercury in tracky bottoms.

PMSL!!!

Sad buggers!!!

Oooh! What shall I have? The pink or the purple? The pink may show my crotch off better, so I'll pick that one...

I'm not a fan of velour tracksuits, although some young girls do look quite sweet in them. However, I love my UGGs. They're surprisingly supportive and I've had a pair that have lasted over 3 years and are still in good condition. I don't care if people hate them, I love them.