Just found a baby slug on the bed, Sparkie was the culprit.

my cats love elastic bands but a word of caution. I had a cat called , believe it or not Ivor, Sparky. He loved elastic bands and one day i seen one poking out his bum. I tried to pull it out but it wouldn't budge. I phoned the vet and i was told to get him straight in just in case. I.m glad i did because it was wrapped around something inside. Maybe his bowels? Its been about 15 years so i can't remember very well. Anyway it was removed just in time the vet said. Just be careful please.

Tiddles once brought back a Big mac meal, and a gold chain

Sparkie was spelt Sparky until the vets spelt his name as Sparkie, so we just spell it the way the vet does now. I did have a cat many moons ago that had a elastic band protruding from is rear entrance, I must say I was horrified.

have you ever had one of those long ties that used to come with bin bags in the same place? Thats even worse? He was a night mare for worm like things. He lived to 22 . Btw the vet also registered him as sparkie too. How odd? Lol

Christmas morning about 10 years ago I opened the door to my 3 legged cat with a huge seagull - look on her face said Happy Crimbo mum lol - lord knows how or where she got it lol

Sadly that happened to me too. Once with the bird recognisable and once there was one which had been knocked down and flattened and was as stiff as a board. He dragged that home too. Unluckiest sea gull ever.

My cats rarely bring things home now as they're getting on a bit, but we've had some drama in the past. Tom used to be a proper little mouser, his most memorable catch was bringing home a mouse complete with mousetrap which was not pleasant. He also caught a fish from the crotchety old man who lived down the road's 'pond' (I say pond, its more like a puddle, it must have been his easiest catch ever). Turned out to be a prize fish. It survived though, he rarely actually killed anything himself, although a few died from shock. Mostly he just batted them about until we could get them from him. His annual trick, however, which he still does to date is to wait for a nest of chicks to hatch then bring back each newly-hatched chick. Just one nest. Every flipping year.

Sophie's never been much good at catching things, when she was younger she specialised in elderly butterflies. Once she reached adulthood, she moved onto frogs, which usually ended up cowering in our kitchen (one even escaped under the worksurfaces, it was a bit of a palaver!!). She also somehow manages to catch birds by their chests, bringing them up to us clearly not understanding how the bird is managing to hit her in the face with its wings.

If my cats bring anything home, i will move.

In all honesty they can't catch flies. Effie looks for a fly everynight that was on the wall six months ago!

My old cats killed pigeons, One time I phoned my mother who is a pensioner to dispose of it (I am a 6 foot 3 inch guy).

The other time there was a dead bird spread in about 75 pieces in the garden, my niece was coming over in an hour, I pretended I didn't know and she cleaned it up.

I have a very understanding family that puts up with my special needs.

poor birdier, . but pmsl at you.

Are you my boyfriend/partner could be a DG first lol

I take it that you had the bin liner tie problem too then yeah lol. Well not you but sparkie. How bad were they! Trailing blooming ties a foot behind out their rear orifices. Lol.

i would say its a nottingham thing but he lived in edinburgh his full life. Unlike one of my other cats who moved up north with my partner.

Is there a romance going on here. I am going to watch patiently

Wait and see lol

Ok, I haven't got long, can you hurry it up

Awaits reply lol

Damn I ruined the moment! Oh well. I should go to bed. I have a cat laying across my legs and feel to bad to move her. None of my facebook friends are awake and my partner has gone to bed. I am the only person in the world awake.

Ok a lie but I am feeling sorry for myself ha ha!

well we getting it on? LolLol

Well I was going through both of your old posts to see if you were comptable but actually just found out John Dankworth died, which i didn't know!

haha you've just made me need a pee and i.m just in bed lol. Sorry sir john. RIP

i think ivor hardon is all mouth lol

ooops!

Not judging by the nickname.

thank the lord for tena ladies haha