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The fact you never see the wealthier people on the square go to work or look like they've been at work yet they seem to have lots of money.
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characters rarely are seen watching tv or on computers etc
Phil and Shirley do nothing but watch tv, Jack and Ronnie have watched films. OK it's not heaps but enough. Would be dull if they sat doing what we're doing all day ![]() Agree with the others though, particularly the washing machine absence and the going 3 yards from home to the cafe for a coffee. No wonder no one has ever got any money! |
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at work we were talking about how certain things in eastenders make it unrealistic. so im wondering if anybody else would like to add to the list??? heres some of our observations
nobody has a washing machine characters rarely are seen watching tv or on computers etc dot cotton is still wearing the same clothes as in 1985 that many people die there but people still move in. if i lived in an area with such a death rate i would move pronto parents are often seen without there young children/babies with no suggestion of where they might be most of the drinks in the vic are 'on the house'. how do they make any money? and nearly everytime they go into the beales house someone is on a laptop. either peter or lucy or ian... so i disagree with those statements..but agree with the rest. |
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All dogs go missing or neglected..
![]() terrance wasnt/isnt when u actually see it the dog that bianca and her lot had wasnt think it was only the dog that lucas got rid of has...unless u know of any others |
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Everybody drinks from empty mugs.
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rolly wasnt
terrance wasnt/isnt when u actually see it the dog that bianca and her lot had wasnt think it was only the dog that lucas got rid of has...unless u know of any others |
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#332 |
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about off topic but still strange. if they watched tv on BBC1 at times Eastenders was on, what would they see?!
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They drink non stop, alcohol tea, yet non of them ever seem to go for a pee pee. They have the best blanders in England.
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They drink non stop, alcohol tea, yet non of them ever seem to go for a pee pee. They have the best blanders in England.
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Bianca once said, "I'm going for a poo" in The Vic.
![]() Bianca is normal.
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The teens of the square don't seem to be interested in Msn or Facebook which is what most normal teens spend their whole lives on.
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The teens of the square don't seem to be interested in Msn or Facebook which is what most normal teens spend their whole lives on.
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at work we were talking about how certain things in eastenders make it unrealistic. so im wondering if anybody else would like to add to the list??? heres some of our observations
nobody has a washing machine characters rarely are seen watching tv or on computers etc dot cotton is still wearing the same clothes as in 1985 that many people die there but people still move in. if i lived in an area with such a death rate i would move pronto parents are often seen without there young children/babies with no suggestion of where they might be most of the drinks in the vic are 'on the house'. how do they make any money? |
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I mean no one takes em out walking,, they just leave em in the flats..Roxy's dog..where's he..Apart from Janine carrying hers..lol
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He wasnt just unhappy about the gardens, he was extremely reluctant and forceful about not letting anyone touch that patch where he buried Libbys pops, but not any other patch. He was acting all strange in that convo with Libby. He sent flowers to thingies mum and lied about it. And he got caught out with that one. He came in with mud all over his shirt on his wedding day. He was acting real funny about letting anyone check the boot in Phils car. He's done quite a few suspicious things. Its also unrealistic that there's been no police investigation when someone has been missing for that long. Or noones even thought to inform the police.
You want to look at how many people go missing each year, I'm talking adults who disappear without a trace. Linky. Give Owen's previous, Alky who kidnapped his own daughter, battered his ex-missus, plus him being on probation and a restraining order too IIRC. The Police investigation probably wouldn't get any further than reporting his last sighting down the station and a statement. If the Police came round giving all and sundry the billy quizz over Owen's disappearance, that would be a stretch. The whole digging up the square and putting in a fountain was a load of tut though and it's been mentioned before, Council and Thames water just wouldn't let them do it. |
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I used to occasionally see Dirty Den walking their poodle (who's name escapes me - Roly?), Robbie walking Wellard and then Sean Slater doing so more latterly but with the exception of Bradley being taken for a walk by Gumbo last year, since then everybody's forgotten they've got legs I think!!
Rolly was a regular face around the Pub like a normal Publican's dog, but he was the Producers dog IIRC. Who's Terence living with btw? |
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Den was forever walking Rolly, usually as an excuse to nip off and see his bit on the side or something of that order.
Rolly was a regular face around the Pub like a normal Publican's dog, but he was the Producers dog IIRC. Who's Terence living with btw? |
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well you never see Roxy with her boxer dog..mind you, she hasnt got time to walk it, with her schedule..lol
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Roly probably died of being overfed by the punters in the end, with the amount of time he used to spend in the Vic back in the day! He was a hybrid sized poodle though I recall....! As for Terence, pass.......!
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Ronnie giving Jack a pineapple. I know he was getting sick of grapes, but pineapple?
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Give Owen's previous, Alky who kidnapped his own daughter, battered his ex-missus, plus him being on probation and a restraining order too IIRC.
The Police investigation probably wouldn't get any further than reporting his last sighting down the station and a statement. If the Police came round giving all and sundry the billy quizz over Owen's disappearance, that would be a stretch. |
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max and darren just happen to be seeing Mother and Daughter
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Don't people who have been released from prison have to sign on with a probation officer or something for a while? If this is so then surely the police would be wondering why Owen hadn't signed on ...
The Police have got lots of out standing warrants for people who've done a bunk while on probation, bail, absconders from local authority care, etc. People do a bunk all the time, it's like signing on the dole for a grilling and getting nothing for it. Given Owen's previous they'd probably write him off quite quickly, low risk, low priority, soon forgotten in the system. In my limited experience they dig out the warrants occasionally and chase them up at last known addresses. |
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Ronnie giving Jack a pineapple. I know he was getting sick of grapes, but pineapple?
![]() They're hard enough to get into with two hands! |
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Yay! The best DS thread by a country mile is back....! I'll think of something good to say on it soon, not just yet though! Keep on contributing others.....x
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