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I don't think they'll ever be able to top the time that Heather admitted that the paperwork was fraudulent and that she was pretending to be somebody else when she turned up to marry Minty, and the registrar just said 'Oh well, since you're here...' and married them anyway!
I like Eastenders a lot and think it's great entertainment. It's given me stuff to laugh at, stuff to sniffle over and stuff to think on, but when Heather's wedding was broadcast I learnt never to expect it to give me realism
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As the OP kicked off, the biggest suspension of belief in EE has to be Max, Stacey and Bradley all being back as normal now as if the triangle was just a bad dream in 2007! At times though it would be really nice if in real life people were as forgiving as that.......! The world would be a far better place for it.....!
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The fact that the pub has a "Menu" board, yet there is no kitchen or evidence of anyone cooking in there (or eating in there, for that matter...)
The fact that the Vic stereo suddenly goes on the blink at the exact moment an argument kicks off The fact that some of the most illiterate women in the world are in a book club and manage to read 400-page novels in a week, as well as holding down jobs and their other dramas Until you explained and mentioned Shirley and Heather - yes! Quote:
DCI Marsden explaining every last detail of the case and what she's planning to do in front of a packed pub full of random people.
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I don't think they'll ever be able to top the time that Heather admitted that the paperwork was fraudulent and that she was pretending to be somebody else when she turned up to marry Minty, and the registrar just said 'Oh well, since you're here...' and married them anyway!
I like Eastenders a lot and think it's great entertainment. It's given me stuff to laugh at, stuff to sniffle over and stuff to think on, but when Heather's wedding was broadcast I learnt never to expect it to give me realism ![]() *walks off sobbing!* ![]()
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all that drama cos jack branning got that tiny cut at tiff's party. alpha male???
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the fake cat squeal that came from the cat transporter when Manda picked it up.
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The fact that everyone who lives on the square works on the square, socialises on the square, eats out on the square, only have friends who live on the square.....
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And no one has a washing machine
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The fact that everyone who lives on the square works on the square, socialises on the square, eats out on the square, only have friends who live on the square.....
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Amira not realising that her husband is gay
Phil not realising that his son is gay |
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Amira not realising that her husband is gay
Phil not realising that his son is gay i think phil does realise - that's why he spends no time with him whatsoever and has returned to drink. the man looks constantly in despair at all members of his family. amira; well... on her wedding day when she saw christian practically fly-kick the beales' gate, all she said was 'you'll ruin those shoes!' .... safe to say i'm not surprised she hasnt noticed. |
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The prices in the cafe!
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Theres one thing about Eastenders that i find so unbelievable...
The way that its filled with these 'strong charcters' which just seems like a euphemism for rude ones. And they say some really horrible things to people and everyone just takes it... especially when its characters like Ian or Zainab. Everyone treats them like bloomin royalty |
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This is the second Eastenders Suspension of Reality Thread started in the last week or so. The last one disappeared without trace, lets keep this one going
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The fact that there's almost no graffiti on the Square.
Rather unrealistic for the East End? |
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Masood working during a post strike
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i think phil does realise - that's why he spends no time with him whatsoever and has returned to drink. the man looks constantly in despair at all members of his family.
amira; well... on her wedding day when she saw christian practically fly-kick the beales' gate, all she said was 'you'll ruin those shoes!' .... safe to say i'm not surprised she hasnt noticed.
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Everybody has bionic bladders and bowels as nobody is ever seen going to the loo or even dares to mention doing so, not even momentarily! (prior watershed??!).
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no-one has to sign on, no-one is unemployed for more than a day or so
also no two people have the same name everyone was born at Xmas or new year |
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You can have an affair with anybody who floats your boat and be forgiven a year or so later - what is this dreadful shortening slang word for Bradley/Stacey/Max - oh yeah, Stabrax??!! Something like that anyway.....
Dear oh, no wonder today's 16-25 generation will still be illiterate by the time they're 30!
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How such a small child can be so unbelievably evil.
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How did they change the licensee of the Vic twice in 2 weeks , it takes quite a while to arrange one leave alone 2
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no-one has to sign on, no-one is unemployed for more than a day or so
also no two people have the same name everyone was born at Xmas or new year |
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I,m not condoning claiming benefits
If you don't need to look for a job, perhaps you could have a look round for the apostrophe key... |
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Until you explained and mentioned Shirley and Heather - yes!
*walks off sobbing!*