Toss up between a proper fry up, a decent roast beef with Yorkshire puddings or really decent fresh KFC bargain bucket.
You?

You didn't really think this through did you

Ooh, tough choices Mind you, I don't think I would have the appetite to eat lol

Anyway, I would choose the roast beef and yorkshire puddings and gravy - yum!

Crusty bread, a large chunk of really strong Cheddar cheese, and some shallots or pickled onions.

Either that or a Chicken Jalfrezi, Mushroom Pilau and Chick Peas and Potatoes side dish.

Pah, really shouldn't type about food this late, I need a snack now.

Changed my mind i'll have a cheese and pickle sarnie instead

I have a very emotional appetite, I am quite sure that I would not be hungry the night before I was due to be killed - but if I was, I would go for the roast beef.

None of your suggestions, I'd go for the hottest curry I could get, followed by the hottest chilli and loads and loads of prune juice.

If they are going execute me then they can damn well clean up the mess when my bowel muscles collapse as I die

McDonalds chips, and as many Greggs' cheese and bacon wraps as I could eat.

Yessir, I'm going out in a very classy way

Ok pickled......where the hell can you be on death row that you'd get a "proper fry up".
You and me know the term proper fry up is for english people abroad.

Whatever I had, I think I'd need to lighten the mood a little by having Death By Chocolate for dessert. I'm sure that my jailers, executioners and I could have a jolly good chuckle over it and they could use the amusing anecdote during their subsequent dinner parties.

I'd want to go with a bang, so a vindaloo for me.

Of course tinkers. Couldn't take two fry ups ( the chair ) in one day

Ok i'll go for the KFC instead thats pretty universal

There's quite a few calories and a high salt content in a KFC, probably best to go for the diet coke option if you cared about your health.

I think that would be admirably philanthropic in the circumstances. Thinking of others even in death...

i wouldnt even go for the diet coke...

Giant baguette, slab of butter, lobster tail, bottle of chianti and a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

I see Hmmm. Death row vs a high salt content, Its a tricky one

I'd want to go out in a calorific bang so it'd probably be a heart attack that finished me off rather than a noose!

I'd go for all you say....except the ben and gerrys.

I would hate to feel sick as well as dead, so probably best not to pork out too much.

A great deal of alcohol might help, but I don't think they offer. Oh well. Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream is something I only allow myself on my birthday and as my death row last meal. Fortunately I haven't had the second one yet.

Starter - small bowl of tagliatelle with pesto sauce (red), pine nuts, and cheese

Main - Zinger tower meal from KFC

Pud - difficult. Probably a really good lemon tart.

I'm going to go along with this and pretend I will have an apppetite just before I get killed!

I'll have a buffet.

In bowls I'll have... singapore vermicelli, no prawns. Chips and gravy. KFC Chicken. Roast potatoes and cauliflower, savoy cabbage and sprouts in gravy. Cheese and onion Square crisps. A chop suey roll. Linguine with green pesto. Garclic bread with cheese, mushrooms and donner meat.

Washed down with brandy and Coke, and a hand ful of amitriptyline.

Assuming that had an appetite, I'd go for a huge plate of langoustines, fried in garlic butter.

If I was given the option to have alcohol. I'd wash them down with Deuchars IPA.

I'd go for the full shabang. A right big fry up. Makes me wonder if Victoria Beckham was on death row and having her last meal I wonder if she would order more than a cornflake?
No I bet she would have a bloody good tuck in which is something she is badly needing to do before we lose her down a grate.

2 greg's sausage roles and a big bar of fruit n nut galaxy