Title says it all, change film quotes for humorous* effect.
I'll start by changing some of the quotes from my least favourite film (Brokedown Palace, my score: -6%) with the "psyche, Hitler". (Here's the Nostalgia critic's explanation on how it works from his "Captain America" review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773PEtn66Vg)
NB: This is for fun, and not to be taken seriously. I know who Hilter was and what he did, but the OTT of that scene could not be passed up.
Plus an alternative ending:
So lets begin the adulteration...
Alice Marano: I need to talk to the guard who forgot to lock the ga-HEIL HITLER! (shoots wildly)
[Alice is getting stoned]
Darlene Davis: You've got to be kidding.
Alice: What?
Darlene Davis: Do you really think getting stoned right now is a good idea?
Alice: Yes, I think it's an excell-HEIL HITLER! (shoots more wildly)
Alice Marano: That's all freedom is...not having to sit through this atrocity.
Alice Marano: I am an American citizen. I have a right to an attorney.
Guard: Oh, yes, and right to one telephone HEIL HITLER!(shoots even more wildly)
Darlene Davis: Well, you were the one carrying the bag.
Alice Marano: Yeah. The bag you HEIL HITLER! (shoots even more wildly)
Darlene Davis: Um, waiter, there's a bug in my HEIL HITLER! (shoots even more wildly)
Doug Davis: You're a scammer and you're a manipulator. You think that I don't know you? You are dead wrong. The only thing that has ever come out of your mouth is lies. Six years old... the paint... the paint all over your hands. All over our couch? 'I didn't do it.' 16 years old with the beer cans in my car and the script for Batman & Robin. 'I didn't do it.' Let me hear you say it again, Alice. Come on! Let me hear you say it in here, huh? Come on, one for old times' sake!
Alice Marano: [screaming] I didn't do it! HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (shoots even more wildly)
Alice: If I hadn't wasted all those bullets from shouting Heil Hitler, I could possibly kill someone.
Nick Parks: C'mon, I made the ultimate sacrifice: 1 ticket to watch Man Utd on the big screen for 3 of Super Mario Bros.
Alice Marano: You'll never know what you ultimately HEIL HITLER! (shoots wildly)
Alice Marano: Can I make a wish? I wish I'd read the script before agreeing to be in this.
'Yankee' Hank Green: I scheduled the hearing for the Burmese. They're the only ones whose acting careers won't be ruined by this film.
Alice Marano: I know a lot of people won't understand why I said I did it. But, for me, it was the right thing to do. Maybe more right than anything I've ever done before. And I know Darlene and Hank will never stop trying, til I'm out of here. Until I'm free. And until this film gets the bad reviews it deserves.
Voiceover: Will Alice escape this hellhole? Or will the fairweather fans come out on top? And will anyone's acting career survive this Brokebomb? Tune in tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel!
Samuel L Jackson (Hell, why not?): Enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFCUKING GUARDS IN THIS MUTHAFCUKING HELLHOLE! GET DOWN! I'm about to break down some fcuking walls.
*definition of humourous may vary from member to member.
I'll start by changing some of the quotes from my least favourite film (Brokedown Palace, my score: -6%) with the "psyche, Hitler". (Here's the Nostalgia critic's explanation on how it works from his "Captain America" review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773PEtn66Vg)
NB: This is for fun, and not to be taken seriously. I know who Hilter was and what he did, but the OTT of that scene could not be passed up.
Plus an alternative ending:
So lets begin the adulteration...
Alice Marano: I need to talk to the guard who forgot to lock the ga-HEIL HITLER! (shoots wildly)
[Alice is getting stoned]
Darlene Davis: You've got to be kidding.
Alice: What?
Darlene Davis: Do you really think getting stoned right now is a good idea?
Alice: Yes, I think it's an excell-HEIL HITLER! (shoots more wildly)
Alice Marano: That's all freedom is...not having to sit through this atrocity.
Alice Marano: I am an American citizen. I have a right to an attorney.
Guard: Oh, yes, and right to one telephone HEIL HITLER!(shoots even more wildly)
Darlene Davis: Well, you were the one carrying the bag.
Alice Marano: Yeah. The bag you HEIL HITLER! (shoots even more wildly)
Darlene Davis: Um, waiter, there's a bug in my HEIL HITLER! (shoots even more wildly)
Doug Davis: You're a scammer and you're a manipulator. You think that I don't know you? You are dead wrong. The only thing that has ever come out of your mouth is lies. Six years old... the paint... the paint all over your hands. All over our couch? 'I didn't do it.' 16 years old with the beer cans in my car and the script for Batman & Robin. 'I didn't do it.' Let me hear you say it again, Alice. Come on! Let me hear you say it in here, huh? Come on, one for old times' sake!
Alice Marano: [screaming] I didn't do it! HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (shoots even more wildly)
Alice: If I hadn't wasted all those bullets from shouting Heil Hitler, I could possibly kill someone.
Nick Parks: C'mon, I made the ultimate sacrifice: 1 ticket to watch Man Utd on the big screen for 3 of Super Mario Bros.
Alice Marano: You'll never know what you ultimately HEIL HITLER! (shoots wildly)
Alice Marano: Can I make a wish? I wish I'd read the script before agreeing to be in this.
'Yankee' Hank Green: I scheduled the hearing for the Burmese. They're the only ones whose acting careers won't be ruined by this film.
Alice Marano: I know a lot of people won't understand why I said I did it. But, for me, it was the right thing to do. Maybe more right than anything I've ever done before. And I know Darlene and Hank will never stop trying, til I'm out of here. Until I'm free. And until this film gets the bad reviews it deserves.
Voiceover: Will Alice escape this hellhole? Or will the fairweather fans come out on top? And will anyone's acting career survive this Brokebomb? Tune in tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel!
Samuel L Jackson (Hell, why not?): Enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFCUKING GUARDS IN THIS MUTHAFCUKING HELLHOLE! GET DOWN! I'm about to break down some fcuking walls.
*definition of humourous may vary from member to member.
