I think Letitia may have read this post and is now modelling herself on Lady Penelope (keep thinking she is going shout Parker at any minute) but i think its a bit out of order calling her overweight, most women are about sharons size and bigger.

Zoe, Lynne, Belinda and the rest of the slaters except Kat all are terrible and also i think that Den is getting a bit too over the top, when did he become this big man on campus, if he was in hiding for 14 years then how has he made contacts etc when he couldnt even call Sharon?

Presumably through a medium

What size is she then?? I reckon 16-18

ffs her makeup probably weighs more than my wife

Well, I guess she'd be eligible to order from a "Simply Be" catalogue at any rate..

Martin from Eastenders, although it's true he does several variations on the 'stunned goldfish' expression (sometimes it's 'goldfish being squeezed), and sometimes he even does 'sucking a lemon', all with a kind of glazed look though. He's varnished wood!


Hannah Martin from Neighbours used to be dreadful, she had this trick of mouthing someone else's lines (her cue) as they said them.

I never thought people could be so unfeeling, as you may have guessed i form part of the fatty population as i am a size 16 (People clearly think that you are obese if you are over a size 12 these days) i think people like Sharon and Kat and Pat make EE more believable than a soap like Hollyoaks.

I would give the Wooden acting trophy to Big Mo from EE, Gary Oldmans sister - are you sure?!?

Daniel MacPherson a.k.a. PC Plank from The Bill. The man has the range and subtlety of a surfboard. He's worse than Todd Carty, and that's saying something!

OHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No one is worse than Todd Carty not even surfer boy. Lets face it Bill and Ben were better actors than these two balloons

I agree that Cameron is mostly dreadful. Him AND Todd Carty...

Worst two actors in the show

Erm let me think, this is a good question.

Neighbours - Susan Kennedy
Eastenders - Charlie's more wodden than Bill and Ben put together.
Corrie - (Not watched it for a while, I know she's dead though, butw asn't she awful?) - Maxine
The Bill - Apeman may be bad, but he's not wooden. Yvonne Hemmingway beats Polly Page by a fat arse.

Two fat Arses more likely

Oh I love Yvonne...and Polly isn't wooden, she is probably one of the better actresses in it!