Originally Posted by
alan45:
“One good reason not to buy SkyTV
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Oh, you never fail to put a smile on my face

. I cant watch vintage Enders at the moment just in case he turns up - even though the legend that is Roberta Taylor is also around

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I was watching the funeral and imagining the funeral of one G****** K***. One box, one vicar in a hurry with other things to do, and a gravedigger, doffing his flat cap in "tribute" to someone he never met.
I was also pondering the causes of his possible death, and they got more and more painful and elaborate as I went on, y'know, woodchippers, mincers, boiling in acid, that kinda stuff

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But seeing Jim Carver get one over on him (permanently) would be pretty durned acceptable too. I'm sorry, but anyone who harms my JimJim has me to answer to. And he's almost killed him twice.
So he'd better keep looking over his shoulder...