I have a samsung B3410 and its driving me mad

Does anyone know how I transfer my video recordings from the samsung B3410 touch screen phone to the computer?

I have a USB lead becos Im unable to understand or cope with using bluetooth

If anyone knows how I transfer my videos from this phone to my computer please explain in very basic simple step 123 etc easy to follow instructions.

Help would be very much appreciated.

Thanks

Also...

How do I add my music tracks from my computers media library to this type of phone? and once added where will I find my music tracks?

Does this phone have any pre set ringtones?

Ive searched and cant find any

Its smileys are also rather boring I dont want to activate my internet on this phone but is there any way I can add any decent smileys for use in my text messages?