Nipped out for my half time Bovril to report that Kate is on the main front page of the Daily Star Sunday.
"Kate's New Strip for Woody"
It is one of the Loaded corkers-my second favourite wearing her "lucky" pants.
(They must be syndicating this everywhere)

There is a tie up though-
on Page 5 there is a voucher where you can buy her Loaded magazine shoot for only 90P
(They really seem to be plugging her now)


Very interesting article on page 5-I may have time later to describe if I am not legless.


Banner Headline is
"England Captain stays away from his own birthday bash as he and Woodgate find their Women start playing tough"

well we know Kate is tough and they are beginning to be billed with Beckham now!!!!

What ! we can't have that *tut tut*. There's the gorgeous Alex being slated on here by some of Kate's few remaining fans for supposedly showing his bum in a calendar shoot, of which it was proved to be untrue. Scandelmongering between some Kate fans yet again

But here we have Kate wearing nothing but a pair of knickers in a shoot. So Surely Kate should be slated for this too by Kate fans

I've already posted the link on the Loaded thread...........but


Here it is again


But, susann, kate isn't showing her bum..................

Than goodness for knickers Wonder if she boiled them in a cooking pot and maybe dried them in a microwave before deciding to wear them ? She doesn't seem to mind what she puts in cooking pots or microwaves does she

Amazing technology these days-just got this through from one of Santa's Little Helpers.(well a certain bullied sister)
I have posted it as is without comment as it looks like being such a great day.

The words from the Star today.
I’m Gunner Net Woody says Kate(EXCLUSIVE)

Sexy Kate Lawler is demanding that boyfriend Jonathan Woodgate transfers to her beloved Arsenal so they can score more often.
The love –hungry Ex Big Brother star is Fed-up making the 600 mile round trip for nookie with the Newcastle and England ace.
Although Kate 23(shortly to be 24) has declared she is head over heals in love with 24 year old Woodgate she has to be in London for her TV work.
She cooed?”I’ve no doubt that when I marry it will be to Jonathan –he is my world."
“But the distance from London to Newcastle is annoying”
And lifelong Gunners fan Kate’s solution is for Woodgate to take up Arsene Wenger's offer to join the premiership leaders.
Kinky Kate showed her fella what he is missing by stripping down to her pigtails and undies for Loaded magazine.
She’s proved herself as a presenter but feels that job opportunities are passing her by because she ‘s not in London to take advantage of them
Until now she’s put her relationship first and played the devoted girlfriend .But she is getting itchy feet and says it’s about time that Jonathan made some changes to help her get her career moving forward again..
Sexy Kate has been looking for full-time TV work since December when Channel Axed wacky breakfast show RI:SE.
The big brother 3 Winner scooped the £70,000 first prize by flirting with male and female contestants and boasting of a threesome.
She recently had an audition with Heart 106.2 and has been in talks with TV producers.
And Kate has bought two £400,000 flats near her family home in Beckenham, Kent.
Wenger is reported to have offered Newcastle £15 MILLION to team Woodgate with his England partner Sol Campbell.
See more fantastic photos of Kate in the latest issue of Loaded

Do you have this phrase on autotext?? :yawn:

Just for your information, Kate has plenty of fans many of them can no longer be bothered to try and get it into the heads of the remaining few Alex fans that Kate won and Alex is a big loser. But I like a challenge

Ah swing, you missed out there mate - never mind just use your imagination

Yay, Katie!
She's even overshadowed the Beckham story

Yes but you still have not identified the actual photos in question even though you had the opportunity-are you hiding a guilty secret?

If you must talk about"Alex"on Kate threads(you complain all the time or is it the clone -the other way,but you seem to be the worst culprit around here-look at this the SECOND post on a thread!)please for the sake of clarity could you identify the person as "Alex Sibley"as it is confusing -it could be Alex Best or Alex Parks.I suspect it was Sibley but I was not sure.

I did after all find a bit about Alex Sibley in Heat for you.

Nice pants though!

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Beckham Story ?
Is that the one where an unscrupulous woman ,
followed her " female intuition " ,
by luring a decent man into bed ,
by pretending she liked him ,
just so she could make money ?

What sort of Evil Cow ,
would do a thing like that ?

i didnt know what jonathon woodgate looked like before .....


shame TFIF isnt on anymore .....he'd qualify for the Ugly bloke

Losing it a bit there OF - may be the start of senility. I think you've got things confused. Don't you remember Alex almost pleading with Kate to play follow the van with him?? Because I do - unfortunately he didn't make as much money out of his story.

yes he is ugly and has as much chance of playing for aresenal as kate herself has as for overshadowing the becks story never !!!! compared to them these are alsorans and pj susann needs to put it on autocue the amount of time you and the other kate fans go on about alex "!!!!!

how on earth can you say that? and that? OK and that?

you seem to have the vocabulary of someone who does not like women very much.

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Dear Vilt ,
having read numerous of your posts over the past few months ,
( many of which were undecipherable and others just rambling )
I have found you overall , not to be a bad person .
But you do display ,
it must be said ,
all the perception of an earthworm

What photo's am I supposed to identify. If you are referring to the Calendar pics. It was insisted by a kate fan on here many many times ( Just read back through posts in appropriate thread to check this ) that Alex was showing his bum in one of the calendar pics. In order to bring this matter to a close and prove once and for all they were wrong, I scanned and put on the thread the said calendar pics to prove the Kate fan wrong. So please tell me why I have to identify photo's I was not the one insisting there were calendar shots of the gorgeous Alex's bum.

And why should I be hiding a guilty secret ? What's all that about Vilt ? pray tell



Why is it confusing ? This is a BB forum, so why would I be talking about Alex Best or Parks ? Do you know something I don't ? Did they appear in BB ?

If so then maybe when you talk about Kate Lawler on an Alex S thread, you can specify you are talking about kate Lawler and not some other Kate. When you rave on about some good looking person named Kate, I'm sure it can't be kate Lawler you are on about

You and a couple of other Kate culprits/fans on here, seem to be amongst the worst offenders for this :yawn:


Thank you for that, but you shouldn't have bothered especially for me, as I already knew about this story, there's not much about the gorgeous Alex that I miss

Why not post it then it came out on Tuesday.
I have been too busy to do so.

Not calender -photos-other ones-I am not interested -others and especially you seem very interested in them.


You are not an aeroplane blonde as well are you???

I felt no need to post about it, it was just a pic that heat saw fit to publish, why would I post it. I knew you or someone else would anyway

I found a pic of Spencer and Tania spotted together at a now party from a month back on a site, saw no need to post that either

Forget about the calendar pics Vilt, the subject has been done and dusted to death now

No I am not a blonde, was not me in pic

Now That's Entertainment .Doh could be in a jam as she is technically engaged.Was Spanky fishing do you think-was his flies undone?

I suspect it was just a routine party thing when Kate was away on holiday though.

There was no heat picture-just words -that is why we do not know who it was-could have been me for all I know.

Sorry my bad I had heard it was a pic, I never buy heat mag.

So if there was no pic, why do some Kate fans on here chose to believe it ? Do they believe everything they read ? Are some of them that gullible then ?

The Tania and spencer pic was the pair of them having a drink together at a now party, that was all, can post pic if you want to see it. As I said it wasn't that interesting.

Here it is, if it works. Caption reads: Big Brother's Spencer and Tania enjoy a cocktail .

Taken from Handbag.com

Err, have you cropped it, Susann ?......................I can't see PJ

Count your blessings mate.

so earthworms are perceptive are they-I never knew that- I must be a bit dim.(Maybe because their eyes arn't too good?)

I SAID THEIR EYES ARN'T TOO GOOD?

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Least said , soonest mended .Sorry.
But it was meant , sort of " affectionately ".
Anyway ,
I am sure some earthworms ,
are quite amazingly astute.
( .......... For earthworms .)