Jade we all know what a liar you are and a big one at that and you were caught out
lying about your ovarian cyst when sneaking out of the BTR house,
The cyst was a baby or are u really that thick
and now you are that desperate as the glossys dont want u now what do u do.
YOU DRESS IN COORDINATING OUTFITS U AND JEFF
(you are not posh and becks)
THEN GO TO THE LOCAL LAUNDRETTE
jade we know you have a washer or are u to thick to know how to use it.
ANYWAY STOP WASHING YOUR DIRTY KNICKERS IN PUBLIC
WE ARE BORED OF YOU
now go away please big bro 5 is about to start
lying about your ovarian cyst when sneaking out of the BTR house,
The cyst was a baby or are u really that thick
and now you are that desperate as the glossys dont want u now what do u do.
YOU DRESS IN COORDINATING OUTFITS U AND JEFF
(you are not posh and becks)
THEN GO TO THE LOCAL LAUNDRETTE
jade we know you have a washer or are u to thick to know how to use it.
ANYWAY STOP WASHING YOUR DIRTY KNICKERS IN PUBLIC
WE ARE BORED OF YOU
now go away please big bro 5 is about to start





