She is a pudding. Fat Kat is becoming the new Fat Pat. I wouldn't even stick the boot in her! She is also prone to saying "you fink ahm fik doncha?" Yes we do, because you are.

Rudi

Well i bet that's relief to her! Why on earth would you make a comment like that, when you know it's going to hurt some people and upset others?

yes, this sort of comment could really hurt if she ever was sobber long enough to real the whole sentence.

Yeah, i'm sure Jessie Wallace is really cut up that shallow people don't want to shag her

You shouldnt complain, didnt you break in to the three bears house and steal their porridge

I stand accused!!!! Seriously though, whats the problem with her being a little overweight? And of any of the Slaters she is by far the best.

Well thats true but they arent great any of them are they

ermm......not particularly - Charlie looks like he is smacked up all the time now a days he wanders round in a daze harping on about the good old days. Lil Mo has lost the plot (again) and legged it...and as for the rest of them.....

Is she overweight though? Not knowing her height or bone weight, i can't work out what her recommended weight would be. She certainly doesn't look unhealthy to me though.

I wish Lynn could be given a slap, that woman is never happy. When she has Gary she constantly whinges about him, when she gets shot of him she wants him back! AND she turned Beppe down!

Ok ok, I don't know what her ideal body weight should be I just meant that she may be considered a little overweight bacause if you are going to be honest about it she does look like she is carrying a few pounds too many NOT that there is anything wrong with that and yes she does look perfectly healthy (except for the orange tone to her skin and her taste in clothes).
Re: the rest of the Slaters.. What is the story with Charlie? How can he think he was any use in the garage when all he ever did was tidy up tools (he is one himself) and rub a rag over a few cars.
Lynn constantly looks like she has been slapped in the face with a cold fish and acts like it too.
Zoe used to be ok but now that she has developed this puppy like adoration of Dennis she has gone down in my estimation so much. Belinda is certifable and Little Mo well she has to be the unluckiest person in soap world. Big Mo seems only to be be able to say " go on sling yer hook"

I hope you're not insinuating there's something wrong in being shallow

Its an admirable quality really

What was he on about the other night? 'no-one wants to employ me' Did he even LOOK outside of the Square? i don't even remember him going for any interviews! Isn't is convenient that the only time there are ever any jobs going is when someone is looking for one!

No one wants to employ you Charlie because you'd turn milk sour and would bore me to death. Actually thats what he should have done to Graham, locked him in a room with him and just talked and talked and talked..........................
EE is like Coronation Street in terms of everybody working within a 5 min range of the local pub isn't it?

She won't be axed for good though, she will be back. lol@spoiler, you're not serious! Omg EE is just ridiculous.

Eastenders were reported to have told Kat and Alfie that they needed to diet. I also remember the british press slagging them off because of there weight.

Bet Jessies laughing now she can stuff her face in the staff canteen it will be like sticking 2 fingers up to the produders lol.

Anyway congragulations Jessie and i pray myself that they do not do a Kat whos the daddy storyline

Wouldn't it be really nice if for a change they just allowed two characters who are in love have a baby, with no complications, wierd blood disorders, premature labours, disputed fatherhood etc? I mean, I think loads of people out there would like to see a nice normal pregnancy progress with the usual normal niggles. Have you ever seen a soap pregnancy go overdue for example? There doesn't need to be any life-threatening drama for a girl to start hurling plates at her partner if she is a week overdue. Now that would be great telly! People would tune in in their zillions to see Kat have a normal labour with Alfie present at the birth and them both shining and happy afterwards. All the births in soaps tend to be so traumatic it leaves everyone feeling down.

Maybe we'll see another Happy Ending for the couple after all the drama and affairs that are coming up for the couple. Although it's looking like Kat is going to be made preggers by Andy. I hope they don't go down the same route Corrie did and Alfie, like Ashley just accepts that the kid is his and doesn' t actually see test results. In fact, can Kat just be made pregnant before all the shit hits the fan? lol

with the overdue thing, they did that in Friends and it was really funny. Rachel was driving everyone mad!

Kat Fat Pat
nooooooooooooooooooooo

In 5 years time Pat will retire. After changing their names to butcher and running away for a year to escape Andy and the debts. (everyones doing it) but when they return Den and Andy (now a gay couple - to replace den and angie) have taken over the vic. alfie and kat return and end up taking over the car lot. Kat Butcher will start wearing big earings and will take over pats post.

No, spoiler is true - I read it as well